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Aaaaand they will disbar a lawyer QUICK but these cops get paid vacation.
All I’m saying is you need a master’s to be a social worker, but you can be a cop with a high school diploma. Like, on what fucking planet do that make sense?
Reasons why you cannot touch my hair
1. You asked, I said no. 2. I don’t know you. 3. After receiving my answer of no, you acted indignant. As if, I shouldn’t have had the choice of answering no and you asking me was just a formality. 4. Just because my hair is different from yours doesn’t make it my duty to make myself a tool of education for you. 5. You reached out to touch my hair before/during asking and then looked confused when I inevitably slapped your hand out of the air and/or yelled at you. That just shows you think you have more rights to my body than I do and you can go fuck yourself.
I don’t need a reason to not want a person to keep their hands off my scalp other than I don’t want to be touched but some people think they deserve things and are especially confused when they don’t receive them.
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So today i was thinking about feminism...
I don't read books on feminism. Its a fact that seems to bewilder some people I have spoken to about feminism. If you reference an author or essay, I will not know what you are talking about, aside from maybe some unavoidably recognizable names. My, I guess, brand of feminism (man that sounds like a terrible New York Post article) comes from a strange concoction of late nineties pop culture that was just the perfect brew to influence this sex positive, POC, LGBTQ feminism I stand behind. If there's a name for that, I don't know it because, again, I don't read feminist literature. Not that I'm against it. My first introduction into feminism was the Spice Girls. I am aware that that makes a lot of people cringe but don't underestimate the power of a catchy beat and simplistic lyrics. Information doesn't have to come from someone's dense thesis in gender studies. This is definitely where the sex positive influence came. I had five women showing me how they own their sexuality without shame and without the need to be vulgar. To me, it wasn't overt and overcompensating and neither was it swept under a rug, not spoken of. It was just there and it wasn't everything. So perfect. It also doesn't hurt that their promotion of "Girl Power" was, in fact, empowering. Some people find it gimmick-y but I think you can only have that type of opinion about thought processes you already recognize and can't see it from the perspective of new eyes/ears as a gateway to something more. One of my other influences is Daria. I was actually quite young when Daria originally aired, I think 8 or 9. Old enough to enjoy a majority of the subject matter but still young enough to not fully grasp every concept. Also, young enough to only remember skeletons of the plots. I recently rewatched all of Daria and was very surprised to find phrases and arguments I used were verbatim the dialogue of Daria or Jodie. It was actually a little unsettling, like being in a room full of family and friends and learning every single one of them have the ability to remove their heads. I thought it was insane how much of the beliefs of these characters I had internalized. But Daria introduced me to privilege and more specifically, through Jodie, introduced me to white female privilege. Then there was Xena. Xena taught me everything a man could, a woman could do better. And also that sometimes you don't need men for anything, including love. I'm certain that this was my earliest acknowledgement of a same sex couple. Which is weird because my parents never hid that from me and I did know real life gay couples. I think it was that it was two women, something I had not encountered before. It definitely opened my eyes to the possibility of being bisexual, which I identify as. I think these are the three most significant influences on my beliefs on feminism. There are definitely countless others like A League of Their Own, Buffy, Powerpuff Girls, X-Men, Living Single and many more. I think its just a shining example of how you don't need the perfect example of a feminist ideal to positively influence but that perhaps an ever evolving visibility of positive female characters and role models can be a better way to ingrain a younger generation with more modern thinking. And as the generations age the thought process advances and an even better representation of women is brought forth.

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Attention assholes: don’t sexually harass a girl when she can easily find you on Facebook and send your mom proof of your perpetuation of rape culture.
Moral of the day? Don’t mess with me.
Okay, I’m dying to know if you actually sent it to his mom. And then what happened.
Oh, I sent it. And I expressed to her my extreme worry over his treatment of women.
Feels good, bro.
Its really sad how this girl is so uncreative and desperate for attention, she had to plagiarize this picture from a fantastic artist.
Year End Review Best of 2012 ...(for me)
So I'm about a little over a year into my addiction to Korean dramas. It's here to stay. When I first started watching them it was mostly about the cultural differences and how they made the narratives different, interesting and less predictable from western stories. I wasn't exactly particular about the quality of writing, acting or directing. That drastically changed after I watched last year's City Hunter. HOLY SHIT. That was some of the best television I have ever seen English/Spanish/Korean/Japanese what have you. It was fan-flipping-tastic. Of course I'm sure it helped that I had watched quite a few dramas beforehand and had an elementary understanding of honorifics, jondae and banmal (the level of respectful speech used with people of different societal rankings), family roles and societal expectations in Korean dramas (not necessarily South Korea itself) to help facilitate the enjoyment of the drama. Since Korean dramas aren't made with a non-Korean audience in mind it can be a bit of a learning curve. Of course there are also the things I won't get out of the dramas like the depth of pop cultural references (which admittedly now with the amount of dramas I've watched I'm getting some, but only those that reference dramas I've seen), puns, idioms and some metaphors. It can really make you feel basic and left out not being able to understand a language like you're at a party with a ton of inside jokes happening and you don't know any of them. Thankfully I've found the site dramabeans.com which gives the best crtiques and dissection of dramas that I've encountered and in doing so let you in on why things are funny like mispronunciations, rhymes, puns, cameos, references and etc. So I'm going to just name the best dramas I watched from the year the actors that I love from them and other dramas I have seen them in.
1. Answer Me 1997 (drama, comedy)
All of the main actors in this drama were new comers but they were well chosen. Anyone who was into boy bands of the nineties will understand the depth of love and devotion Sung Shi-Won (portrayed by Jung Eun-Ji) had for H.O.T. This drama was starkly poignant in its capture of what its like to be a teenager and not care for anything other than the music that makes you so happy you break down in painful sobs. The narrative was astonishing in how it wove the future and past together to tell the story of teens/young adults being friends/hopeless crushes/friend zoning/hating each other and falling in love. Every relationship was super realistic. One that stuck out was the relationshp between Sung Shi-Won and her father. It was so real, almost upsetting to watch and remeniscent of the relationship between Ariel and King Triton in Disney's The Little Mermaid. The show had amazing reveals and pay offs that I couldn't predict. It did suffer from its own success when it went from being 30 minutes long to 45 minutes - an hour after ratings and fans demanded more. But overall the story is still strong and beautiful.
2. Arang and the Magistrate (historical drama (saeguk), semi-comedy?, fantasy, action)
Arang and the Magistrate stars Shin Min-Ah (My Girlfriend is a Gumiho) as Arang, a ghost with amnesia trying to find out who she is and how she died, and Lee Jun-Ki as Kim Eun-Oh, a bastard son of a nobleman and a slave with no regard for anyone but himself which makes him the world's least helpful medium in the Joseon era. Arang and the Magistrate has its own world of mythical beings with reapers, ghosts, demons, faeries and brother kings of heaven and hell and even some mommy issues. Actually quite a few mommy issues. The villian is major creepoid with a capitol CREEPY. Arang and Eun-Oh journey and grow together as they uncover the mystery of Arang's death, Eun-Oh's missing mother and develop a reluctant love for each other as they quite literally go through hell and back. The beginning of the drama is quite comical but as the story grows denser and more layers are revealed the comedy falls by the wayside and is only trickling through the second half of the drama. I think the drama may have suffered from some writing issues and time constraints as there were a few elements never explained (ghost tattoos, peaches/peach blossoms ability to harm ghosts) although some of these things might actually be common knowledge in Korean lore, I felt they were weirdly ignored. Great fantasy with the ability to stick (mostly) to the rules it created for itself, even if the ending was kind of a cop out with the dreaded Time Skip.
3. Shut Up: Flower Boy Band (music drama, high school drama)
Shut Up: Flower Boy band is tvN's (korean cable channel) follow up to Flower Boy Ramyun Shop, as it ventures into primetime dramaland up against the Big 3 (korean broadcast channels MBC, SBS and KBS). If Ramyun Shop was a left jab then SU:FBB is veritable right hook follow up, securing tvN a spot among the heavy weight champs. Shut Up does what tons of tv shows fail to do and just tells a story from beginning to what is definitely not the end but leaves you supremely satisfied anyway. It stars Sung Joon as Kwon Ji-Hyuk (Lie To Me) the leader of a band of outsiders and troublemakers, who have created a surrogate family between themselves in a rock band ironically called Eye Candy. When one of their numbers is wrongfully killed they swear vengeance in the form of....musical success? In the name of their fallen brother they decide to really get their shit together as a band and do what he had always dreamed of and become famous through a battle of the bands. Fame proves to be confusing and challenging as they individually come to realize it may not be what they wanted and they weren't truly ready for it. A romance between Kwon Ji-Hyuk and Im Soo-Ah (portrayed by Jo Bo-Ah) further threatens to tear Eye Candy apart. This show is strongest when it comes to Bromance and really loses you in the music corporation hoops it jumps through and also the girlfriend's dad gangster woes but the romance is solid and this show is also a good vision of true teen drama.
4. The King 2 Hearts (fantasy, political, romance mild action)
The King 2 Hearts poses a What If favorite of Korean dramas: What if the Korean monarchy existed in the 21st century? It starts off with the stereotypical story of a partying, no fucks given and no repsonsibility crown prince Lee Jae-Ha, played by the simultaneously adorable and drool worthy (HOW does he do that?!) Lee Seung-Gi (My Girlfriend is a Gumiho, The Greatest Love (hilarious cameo)). His brother, the King Lee Jae-Kang, played by Lee Sung-Min (Pasta, Arang and the Magistrate (cameo)) is desperate to make a man out of his little brother and to unite the two Koreas and has found a way to maybe two birds, one stone that shit. Jae-Ha is finally released from millitary service when his brother puts him in an international millitary competition with a team mixed with North and South Korean members to bolster support for reunification. The team also contains his future fiance Kim Hang-Ah, played by Ha Ji-Won (Secret Garden), from the North also, a match orchestrated by is king hyung. The story goes on to be about making a man out of a boy and a love that crosses and withstands the 38th parallel. Quite possibly the ultimate bromance between a king and his bodyguard, Eun Shi-Kyung. Shi-Kyung played by Jo Jung-Suk is the worlds most moving robotic character second only to Wall-E. The drama sounds appetizing when put this way but sadly is weighed down by political plotlines involving the worst Day Players speaking TOO MANY LANGUAGES. Seriously, how do you have a scene where someone Korean is speaking English to a person speaking French and someone else responds in Korean and everyone just understands each other? I didn't understand and I had subtitles. The villians were also a little too insane to unintentional comical proportions. And the last minute war between the Koreas really should have been the main over-arching conflict from the get go. Next time more heart wrenching robot, less psychotic-bondage-mistress(?)-goth American minion with weirdly-not-necessary-to-the-plot mommy issues. Despite its failings the drama was really addictive. Definitely this year's Boys Before Flowers with its absurdity.
5. I Need Romance 2012 (romantic comedy)
Pretty much a straight reboot of I Need Romance, INR2012 barely changes its face but updates the conflict from cheating to a bad communcation. Which is something I related to much more than the GOING BACK TO A CHEATING BASTARD in the first series. Again the story is of two lovers who have been together more years in their life than seperate, living in a duplex with connected living rooms but no longer a couple. Joo Yeol-Mae (portrayed by Jung Yoo-Mi) lives beyond the left door, an untidy, loud and outspoken person with only bits and pieces of her life together as she composes music for movies (director of which happens to be the CHEATING BASTARD from the first series) for a living. Yoon Suk-Hyun (portrayed by Lee Jin Wook) lives in the right side and is every bit the opposite of his ex-girlfriend, a clean, calm, quiet screen writer. The things this drama does right are soooo right and the things it does wrong are soooo wrong. It truly encapsulates the tight wire of communication people walk on as they go through relationships. Yeol-Mae says exactly whats on her mind and when it comes to her, whether her feelings will remain that way for five minutes or five years. Its a refreshing sort of honesty but also completely unfiltered, a selfsh honesty that is further propelled to the extreme by her expectation of Suk-Hyun to be the same. She constantly forces or tries to force feelings/thoughts and decisions out of Suk-Hyun at the rate she wants and never taking into account that Suk-Hyun is a thinker and needs a bit of time to completely evaluate how he feels about something. In ways they're both right, Yeol-Mae thinks they've been with each other long enough to have an immediate answer to the questions she poses and he's correct in the thought that their lives shouldn't be planned on a spur of the moment feeling. When Yeol-Mae has had enough a fresh start comes in the form of Shin Ji-Hoon, played by Kim Ji-Suk (Personal Preference, The Vineyard Man) and Suk-Hyun must come to terms with the fact that he's still in love with Yeol-Mae. This drama fully gets the back and forth a person goes through with the ending of a relationshp and start of a new one. The things this drama does completely wrong is convince me these two were ever in love because they really don't know each other at all.
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Keep those Yo, Is This Racist Crest entries coming!
Only Joe would use this much creative juice on a parody. I bet there is more to it.

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My only complaint about the latest NN2S is that Janeway’s on that list and not anyone else who is totally better suited for that list than Janeway. BSG, Mass Effect, Farscape, Stargate, DS9, and so many more science fiction stories have more badass ladies than Janeway. I mean, Janeway is a total badass, but she isn’t the kind of badass that I’d want my kids to emulate. Shouting for coffee is cool, holding a rag tag team of enemies together as a team through trials and tribulations is cool, but I don’t think nearly getting your crewed killed each week because you wanted to check out that clearly sentient and murderous gas cloud should be rewarded with the title of “badass”.
I take my sci-fi super seriously.
I'm reblogging this because Joe should see it and take notes from his NN2S fans that are also Sci-Fi fans. Shame on you, Joe.
8 Mile: The amazing true story of a man overcoming the adversity of being white.
I love the idea that someone in retaliation to this bit-of-funny has tried to defend the plot of fucking 8 Mile.
This is one of my favorite things in San Antonio. The Vultures. Very diamond in the rough. Not many people know of them and less have had the pleasure of seeing them live. Jamar Equality is hands down the most skilled of the extremely talented group. I'm not a huge hip-hop/rap fan but I always thoroughly enjoy a Vultures show and never leave without a smile on my face and a thought in my head.
A Love Letter
Dearest Unrefined Shea Butter
How I have forsaken you! I plea that you forgive my fickle heart and my trespasses. You were undeserved of my ignorance. How could I have ever felt that cunning coconut oil possess greater qualities than you. You who are pleasant and amiable and unchanging no matter the temperature. Just a touch of your love can last for days. Never was my hair as shiny and soft and defined as such it is now that you have graciously allowed it to be! I pray that we will always hereupon be in each other's confidences and that I never again lose my senses!
Truly yours forevermore,
Tabitha
I'm taking my (black) girlfriend to meet my (white) grandparents. Any tips? They have a married gay son who they're cool with so I think they're probably a little better than most white grandparents, but still, chances are they're kinda racist.
Yo, whatever goes down, make sure to write in to tell us about all the racist shit they say or do.
My boyfriend sent this in to yoisthisracist but did it anonymously so now I’m thinking he’s kind of racist.

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Cat Calling
I would love to meet a single female, that isn't sex trafficking or has severe daddy issues, that is turned on/easily picked up by cat calling. Its such a degrading act and quite frankly depraved. If you are a cat caller now or in the past you're a pretty shitty individual.
I feel like I'm at a disconnect with my core self and the things I believe in all the time and I don't know how to get back to that. I'm not unhappy. In fact I'm so happy that I don't think that I ever knew what happiness was before now. But I'm not entirely satisfied. I have a hunger for things that are not beyond my reach. I just don't seem to be able to stretch out my arms. I know what I want from life and to get it almost feels forced and I can't figure out why its so much harder than it used to be. Is it age? Is there nothing more out there for me? I don't know. I don't feel the same way about new things. It doesn't feel like the end all be all for me anymore. Maybe it is age. That sucks.