Semaj Saquan Da'vonte Majesty Raymond-King
YO THIS THE MOST AGGRAVATING NIGGA RIGHT HERE.
FIRST OFF HIS NAME AIN’T EVEN SEMAJ ITS FUCKING JAMES (HE CHANGED IT ONCE HE GOT TO COLLEGE TO SEEM MORE WOKE AND GET LAID MORE)
Biggest mama’s boy on the planet on god
His mom is the boujee aunt that be wearing the mink furs and shit so he’s spoiled af
Forced to sing in the choir as kid by his granparents
Least likely to have a nigga moment after Yoonquan (Jayvonté is the most likely obviously with Namarcus/Jacquez close behind)
His tinder profile got some corny shit like “I’m here for a good time not a long time” and “5'9 but my dick is even bigger”
Almost caught a charge because someone bumped up against his Maserati
“Oh, yeah! Look at you! You was popping all that good shit a second ago. Then you got kicked in your chest!”
Think old school R&B is better than that ol’ stanky booty gorilla noise “music.
Got the Blu-ray DVD set of the Boondocks
Had the “best of the temptations” vinyl and when jaylon makes a comment he says “it’s called culture nigga getchu some”
First in line to eat and leave at the cookout
Can put a hurtin on the collard greens and yams
This nigga ain’t never ever on god been in a real relationship because and I quote “these females play too many games” after watching Think Like A Man once