we are harlings first, humans, second.

“In the light of what Black women often willingly sacrifice for our children and our men, this is a much-needed exhortation, no matter what illegitimate use the white media makes of it. This call for self-value and self-love is quite different from narcissism. Narcissism comes not out of self-love but out of self-hatred.”

Namarcus Malik Jones

He’s a hotep

Lightskin fuckboy at heart

Says all black women are queens but only dates white girls

Owns at least 7 different ankh necklaces

Believes in the Illuminati and any conspiracy theory breathing

Got ashy ankles

More worried about his waves than respecting women

Aspiring SoundCloud rapper that always tries to plug his songs at parties

Fuckboy!

Teaches Dance at the Y but sells weed as a side hustle

Got three 3 kids by two different girls but he takes care of them faithfully

First to talk shit and can’t land a hit so Namarcus has to calm down the drama

Swaps the brownies at the PTA bake sell by accident so he’s not allowed at the meetings anymore

“Her ‘May I speak to the manager’ haircut having ass is lucky she got a free sample, she ought to be grateful! Thats my good shit.”

Wears an obnoxious amount of chains on his neck.

“Wear my Hug at? Don’t be like that Ma, why you always playing?”

Never ashy

Aspiring R&B singer on Souncloud

Frequently collabs with Namarcus

Raised a church boy by his grandmama and mom

Loves thicc girls

Spends more in shoes than he would on his girl

Favorite musician is The Weeknd

Parties at his house on the weekend

Went to Howard University

Is a member of the Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity

Stays in the gym and taking pics of himself while there

Got a whole phone book of side chicks and booty calls but he’s nominally single

Greasy

Him and jimin get into random ass singing battles

His mama is white

As a kid he was put in every sport and club his school had to offer

Applied to every HBCU he could think of and got accepted to most of them

Went to college on a football scholarship

Has seen boyz in da hood exactly 3 times

can quote every Friday movie

Him and Tamar unironically say “daaaaaaamn”

Calls out “WORLDSTAR” any time an argument starts

Hi-key an anime nigga

He got a big ass poster of Terry Crews on his wall and he says it’s for inspiration

Got nervous once and told his crush “you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal and i’m starving” bc namjoon said it was a good line to use

He FINE fine but he doesn’t know it so he gets shy when people try to flirt forreal

His name is pronounced “Yaquan” and god help you if you the dumbass that decides to pronounce it incorrectly

Also known as soundCloud trap rapper AgustD

Is Namarcus and Tamar’s producer

Has 2 kids with his baby mama who he plans on propsing to once his first album drops

This nigga always has sunflower seeds and Arizona Ice Teas

Jayvonte’s older cousin (they aren’t related their mamas are just best friends)

Always bailing Jayvonté’s dumbass out of fights

“I told you don’t run your mouth until you learn to fight nigga”

Got a big ass collection of Jordans and Timbs

Is super popular underground but nobody knows how since this nigga never actually promotes his music

Majors in the art of “I wish a nigga would”

Got a big ass collection of Kung-Fu movies at his house

Has beef with rival SoundCloud rapper Supreme Boi because he uses ghost writers

This nigga smh

The only one who can actually throw hands

funniest in the gc

“You giraffe looking niggas are lucky i’m not taller bc then i’d take all y’all hoes”

Thinks he’s Usher or Trey Songz

Has random singing contests with Tamar

Thinks he’s the lovechild of Maxwell

Sings This woman’s work every chance he gets and posted a cover on Tamar’s soundcloud

“Follow me on all my social media @thelightskintprince95”

His tinder bio says “i’m buysexual, if you wanna have sex with me, you gon have to buy me something”

Teaches Jayvonté’s daughters’ ballet class at the Y and gives him a bomb ass discount bc he gets good weed for a low price

Anime nerd with Jaylon

YO THIS THE MOST AGGRAVATING NIGGA RIGHT HERE.

FIRST OFF HIS NAME AIN’T EVEN SEMAJ ITS FUCKING JAMES (HE CHANGED IT ONCE HE GOT TO COLLEGE TO SEEM MORE WOKE AND GET LAID MORE)

Biggest mama’s boy on the planet on god

His mom is the boujee aunt that be wearing the mink furs and shit so he’s spoiled af

Forced to sing in the choir as kid by his granparents

Least likely to have a nigga moment after Yoonquan (Jayvonté is the most likely obviously with Namarcus/Jacquez close behind)

His tinder profile got some corny shit like “I’m here for a good time not a long time” and “5'9 but my dick is even bigger”

Almost caught a charge because someone bumped up against his Maserati

“Oh, yeah! Look at you! You was popping all that good shit a second ago. Then you got kicked in your chest!”

Think old school R&B is better than that ol’ stanky booty gorilla noise “music.

Got the Blu-ray DVD set of the Boondocks

Had the “best of the temptations” vinyl and when jaylon makes a comment he says “it’s called culture nigga getchu some”

First in line to eat and leave at the cookout

Can put a hurtin on the collard greens and yams

The US hates other minorities and poor folk, but please don’t take attention from this.

All those other people have a chance at being treated. But people on the reservations… don’t. They were literally given body bags.

Here’s the Navajo and Hopi relief fund on gofundme

You can also donate through here if you’d like to avoid supporting gofundme.

Here is the official Navajo Nation relief fund, posted by their President on twitter (link to tweet).

The US hates other minorities and poor folk, but please don’t take attention from this.

All those other people have a chance at being treated. But people on the reservations… don’t. They were literally given body bags.

Here’s the Navajo and Hopi relief fund on gofundme

You can also donate through here if you’d like to avoid supporting gofundme.

Here is the official Navajo Nation relief fund, posted by their President on twitter (link to tweet).