Books And Bits.

We domesticated a nocturnal animal then proceed to poke and pester it during the day. No wonder cats are murderous.

Attempted Murder has all the evil of regular murder but none of the competence

Most people view the past as real and the future as fantasy, but really the future is guaranteed to be real and the past is a fantasy we make up with our flawed memories.

ancientfinnishgoddess

Shut up, Thomas.

The male version of a mermaid is a mermanservant.

You can go North and eventually start going South, but you can go East forever and never start going West

When we watch a video of a cat being entertained by a little dot of light, we’re being entertained by a rectangle full of little dots of light.

When we’re young, boys pull a girls hair if they like them. When we’re older, girls ask boys to pull their hair if they like them

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Beffen (infinitive, ik/I bef, jij/you beft) is the Dutch verb meaning to perform cunnilingus, if that helps.

It surely does.

Non-critical thinkers can’t think about their critical thinking problem.