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Okay, but like, would you rather be trapped in a window and doorless room with four raging fan girls or with Owen?

The answer to this depends entirely on what Owen’s had to eat in the past 24 hours.

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RE: Pahkitew. Any favorites among the current crop of victims, er, contestants? Or better yet... anyone you absolutely can't stand? Also, there's plenty of chatter on the 'Net comparing you to Dave. Your thoughts?

Did I say or do something to make you guys think I’m a whiny little bitch?

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Any more Life As Chris' Assistant soon?

Earlier today, Chris was demanding that I go get something to spray on his flowerbeds that will kill the weeds but not the flowers. I tried to explain that this is like saying “I need something to poison coyotes that won’t hurt my dog”.

I suggested just having Chef or some interns pull the weeds, and then I could treat all the flowers with Preen, but according to Chris, using Preen “gives him jock itch”.I didn’t ask for details on the cause and effect of that one.

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Owen or Noah?

Oooh, that’s a really tough call. On one hand, Owen would last a lot longer, but on the other hand Noah’s meat would probably be a lot leaner. I guess on a desert island, I’d probably kill and eat Noah first.

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*Silently scooches further away*

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Where did Chris get those babies?!

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Relax, DJ. They're mechanical.

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Say you had 10 seconds to live, what would your last words be?

Probably ten solid seconds of terrified incoherent screaming.

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What do you think of Noco?

I think we should throw all the NoCo shippers, Nizzy shippers, and Coderra shippers into an area and let them fight it out amongst themselves. Bonus points if we can break it into 14 episodes and air it.

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Ok I'm finally able to catch up with the show. Where the hell did you get the babies from?!

[cackling]

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Yeah, I can field this one. They were mechanical like everything else.

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Do you have a crush on Bridgettte?

On one hand, she’s attractive. On the other hand, I have a healthy respect for Geoff’s fists.

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Hey Noah what's the worst thing that ever happened to you?

Well, getting thrown out of a plane with a corgi in my backpack instead of a parachute ranks pretty high.

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Do you know any creepypastas? Which one's your favorite?

My favorite Creepypasta is probably the Russian Sleep Experiment. What’s cool about that one is that it really doesn’t rely on the supernatural; the thing that makes it scary is that it’s plausible even if aliens, ghosts, monsters, etc. aren’t real.

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Let me know if you know if there's any chance I could run an ask account for a Total Drama character. I've been a big fan for the six years it's been going and you guys running the ask account seem to have so much fun running them.

((We don’t own the concept of ask blogs, so you’re welcome to make an ask blog for any character you feel like. :) Expect hate, though. Chickenmcnuggie, Skeeterdayz, Chref, and a few others have said they don't like me because of this blog. Know that whatever way you choose to play a character, you will make SOMEONE unhappy. If you have a hard time dealing with criticism or attacks, you may want to find a more private way to roleplay your favorites.Have fun!))

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Have you ever asked a girl out before? If so, how did it turn out? And could you also give me her home address?

—Yes.—I got shot down.—What the hell is wrong with you?

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So what the heck is wrong with Leonard? Does he actually think he's a wizard?

Haha, no. The only thing “wrong” with Leonard is that they were paying him $500 an episode to act like that.He's still a LARPer regardless, they just paid him to do the show "in-character".

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Yo, name's Archie here, and I heard rumors that there's gonna be another stupid game for a million bucks, and I'm gonna audition if it happens. You seem pretty smart, you got any advice on playin' the game?

Get and stay on Chris’s good side. (Bribing his assistant is a great way to do this.)

Fly under the radar as long as you can possibly manage.

Leave your dignity at home.

Might wanna leave your gag reflex at home, too.

Avoid being obviously evil.

Participate in the challenges, no matter how much you don’t feel like it.

Don’t badmouth another contestant unless you know EXACTLY where they are.

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Have you been in touch with Eva ever since team Escope?

Yeah. We talk online sometimes, but we don’t hang out a lot. There’s not a lot in the way of common interests.

She has helped me round up Izzy a few times, though, so she’s definitely someone you can count on in a pinch.

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