la lune

listen guys all i'm gonna say is if i was on the ice, pro hockey player or not, and i saw nikolaj ehlers skating at me at full speed i would start praying to any god that would listen bc i fear that would be the end for me

feeling a lot like that episode of dance moms where jill's like "i'm not becky homecky" except i AM becky homecky

if you see me on tumblr while i'm technically supposed to be on the clock (right now) no you don't

i love my job, i really do, but the amount of phone calls that i have to make when i am terrible at talking on the phone is absurd

also i'm not going to lie to yall i am fucking dreading having to go through and edit my tagging system once i actually have a grip on who plays where

sorry i've been dead to the world i am working and taking online classes at the moment so i've mostly just been #lurking

i think i will be sending bill guerin my therapy bills

i decided to read a book about like. bisexuality and lesbian politics because i thought it would be interesting (it is) and because it's pride month and also because i've seen a lot of biphobia in other corners of the internet that had me thinking about it and like. i'm really not trying to get into this discourse right now but holy shit reading about some of the ways that people viewed bisexuality in the 80s and 90s is kind of exhausting...

the friend i have homoerotic tension with when we smoke cigs told me today that masc me was „especially charming and seductive“ #watdatmean