Doink de Doink

White women snapped a little when they invented special k

Honestly during the battle of Hogwarts I feel immensely cheated at not having more Peeves v. Voldemort time because Peeves can’t die and is a complete asshole and I just really want that interaction in my soul of how furious Voldemort would be with Peeves for just existing. Voldemort can’t banish or kill Peeves so he would be trying to direct his Death Eater troops with Peeves floating three feet to the left repeating everything Voldemort says in a mocking high-pitched voice.

why do golden retrievers look like lesbians

Caitlin, 23, 🍃 friendly, just looking for someone to go on adventures with 🌈🧗🏼‍♀️☮️

currently drinking juice with my custom krazy straw that says “bitch” while wearing comically large sunglasses and i think im finding my true self rn tbh

How long must you suck in order for you to finally get the juice?

not gonna lie it takes a few seconds but whats the point of being a bitch if im not gonna be over the top

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

‘1 DECADE ago’ carries so much weight

Hey if vines exist in the MCU does that mean the “how did you take down captain America” “we shot him in ze legz bc his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot” vine also exist and has Steve seen it

not only has steve seen it its his favorite vine and his ringtone