[ text ] quinn/rachel
Q: Do you think I'm more of a Dorothy or a Sophia? [ wink emoji ]
R: I want to say Dorothy, even if you're a bit nicer.
R: I, however, am clearly a Blanche.
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[ text ] quinn/rachel
Q: Do you think I'm more of a Dorothy or a Sophia? [ wink emoji ]
R: I want to say Dorothy, even if you're a bit nicer.
R: I, however, am clearly a Blanche.

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[ text ] quinn/rachel
Q: Even your electronic pout has no effect on me, Rach.
R: I'd pout more if I didn't know that's a lie.
R: You wouldn't make me watch without my Golden (Globes) Girl.
[ text ] quinn/rachel
Q: I don't know. I'm sure those in attendance will appreciate my attention to detail.
Q: Well, if Fi's a no-show, I call dibs next to you.
R: If she's a no-show?
R: I thought sitting with me was non-negotiable.
R: )):
R: )))))`:, even
[ text ] quinn/rachel
Q: I have that magic touch.
Q: And yep. Working on my hair as we speak.
[ a beat ]
Q: Fi going to be your +1?
R: Are you trying to eclipse the stars again, Quinn Fabray?
R: So unkind of you.
R: And I'm not sure. She wasn't sure when we talked earlier, we'll see what she ends up deciding.
[ text ] quinn/rachel
Q: Hope your show went well today, shining star.
Q: Will you be at your place tonight? For J's party?
R: It went well. Your good wishes from opening night still linger, I suppose.
R: ;)
R: I wouldn't miss it. She'd kill me, I'm fairly sure.
R: Are you coming too?

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Oh god, it really could. I don’t think anyone makes mix tapes anymore though, Rach…
Thank you. ACup is treating me very very well. Making new friends and all that. I can’t thank you enough.
Hey, I do. Well, mix CDs. Mix playlists, even. Just ask Fi.
Yay! I knew you’d fit right in. The apron chooses worthy wearers.
Ahh, sorry Babe! What can I say, the dog’s got swag!! But he doesn’t have your pipes. He’s also got a real messy autograph so I think you win there too.Â
I’m much neater at meal times. And I’m a better kisser, too. Or so I’ve heard.
But it’s all right. I don’t think I’ll go evil step-mother on him just yet. Just as long as he doesn’t start auditioning for my roles, we’ll be fine.
Frankly I’m appalled by the citizen of our great city. Cute dogs are a dime a dozen – RBB on the other hand, one of a kind.Â
To be fair, Pupfasa is not just a cute dog. He’s my stepdog, which makes him cutest. King among cute dogs, if you will. But I appreciate the sentiment. I can always count on my PR person - slash - bodyguard to do right by my ego.
And speaking of, have you come up with the first rumor you’re going to spread now that Rachel Berry is (in the process of becoming) a household name?
Oooh, first spontaneous autograph sesh. You have Arrived. (Y’know… ignoring the whole starring in your own show that was probably the first indicator.) How did it feel?Â
And, to be fair to your gorgeous self, I’m sure that’s a pretty large part of such a cute dog’s duty: getting attention. I bet Puck uses it to her full advantage. Who doesn’t love a cute dog? And, by extension, a person who owns a cute dog. I’ve gotten more attention from strangers since I started walking Rocket than ever in my life, and I’m not even close to autograph levels of fame.Â
I think your charm safely goes without question. Dogs are just hard to resist.
I’m glad it happened after a solid month of stagedoor practice - my freehand star drawing has really blossomed in the last few weeks, and I’m sure they appreciated it. It felt fantastic but I’m not sure I liked it more than a good stage door session. Quantity vs. quality, it’s not an easy choice.
We’ve had serious talks to Aunt Puck about what is and isn’t appropriate for a young impressionable dog to witness, but I suspect my stepdog still gets an eyeful or twenty whenever Puck insists on walking him. I’m sure the Baby Einstein helps cleanse his brain and retinas, though.
And I have to agree. We just can’t compete with them. How is Effie adjusting to life as an older sibling, anyway? I hope she’s taking to it with a little more ease than my Antoinette.
You just be sure you remember that I’ve lived with you for three years and haven’t killed you. You’re on the brink of stardom because of my self-restraint. Include that in your Tony acceptance speech.
I’m also really happy for you and all that jazz.
You’re on the current draft of my acceptance speech, but I suppose I can add in that the only reason I’m here today is because you’ve stopped yourself from killing me. I’m sure my fans would appreciate it. You may receive some thank you gifts.

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Really? That’s awesome, Rachel! It’s a great start to a great year ahead. You’ll start getting more requests until you’re overwhelmed by them.
I think the bad news can be good news too though, depending on how you look at it. Compared to other puppies, I’m sure Pupfasa will win the cuteness award.
Oh, Pupfasa is definitely the cutest dog. I’d have been much less understanding if it’d have been a lesser pup overshadowing my star power, but I can’t really blame anyone for focusing on him.Â
As for being overwhelmed by autograph requests, I’m not sure that’s possible. Fans are one of the best parts of my job. But how is 2016 treating you so far? Have you had a good start of the year?
Good news: I was stopped and asked for an autograph for the first time today. Not counting stage door, of course.
Bad news: They only realized who I was when they were done cooing at and petting Pupfasa.
No amount of Broadway fame can compete with a fluffy doodle’s charm, it seems. If I was a different kind of stepmother (the kind that’s not smitten with her step-pup, that is) I’d start looking for a magic mirror right about now.
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Your ex-girlfriend sends you jewelry for your birthday…awkward.
As far as awkward ex presents go, it could’ve been worse. It could’ve been a voucher for a friendly coffee date, or netflix and chill. Or a mixtape. You should count your blessings, my friend.
But happy birthday, Dani! How’s ACup treating you?
So, I might have just gotten lost in Star Wars mania and holiday stuff, but I’m alive, I swear!Â
The only star wars I’m interested in are the ones I can read about in Broadway biographies, but I must say BB 8 is the kind of content I don’t mind letting Fee pick date movies for. I'm still not completely sure I get why Skinny Darth Vader hated the new Natalie Portman or why his tantrums were relevant on a galactic level, but I think when we give Tony and Pupfasa a sibling it should be a cute round little droid.
Happy New Year, friends and those of you I just barely tolerate. I’ll be braving the herds tonight to get my party on in Times Square. Hopefully they don’t trample me. If so, make sure history remembers me as beautiful.
Happy New Year! How was your Times Square experience?

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[Text] Quinn/Rachel
Q: She is. Something about a party parents from B's school are hosting.
Q: B says I was her number one pick for the night.
Q: I'm honored [ wink emoji ], but mostly just happy to get some one on one time with her.
R: I was going to say I wish I was there too, but I'm glad you're getting some time with each other.
R: And as I said, smart girl with good taste, if you're her number one pick.
[Text] Quinn/Rachel
Q: Not at all.
Q: But I've been provided with very strict instructions to wake her up for the ball drop.
R: Can't miss the very first seconds of the new year.
R: Is Shelby out?