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Toshiro: What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke? Rangiku: ... Toshiro: ... you don't get it, do you? Rangiku: Not even in the slightest.

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Chapter 8 is here!!! Snippet: âIâve set the guest room up for you, Rukia,â Professor Shiba called over the noise of his girls, âyou should be comfortable there.â âThank you,â Rukia replied, then turned to Ichigo and grinned, âIâm not staying with you?â Ichigoâs face turned a beautiful shade of pink but he rolled his eyes, ânot unless you want to send my father to an early grave.â âRukia Kuchiki, murderer of fathers-in-law,â Rukia sighed. âYouâd be leaving the twins parentless,â Ichigo chuckled, holding the door open for her. âWell thatâs why they call me a Witch,â Rukia laughed and pulled her bag inside. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13874358/1/Bewitched-Misdirected
The Woes of a FanFiction Author
Me:Â âIâm sorry Iâm taking a while to write, work is really busy.â Them:Â âWRITE FASTER!â
WELL GEEEZ why the fuck didnât I think of that? Hmmm... oh wow! It really is just that easy! All I have to do is just.. write... faster? OH MY GOD REVELATION!!!! YES NOW I MIRACULOUSLY HAVE ALL THE TIME I NEED TO WRITE!!! Housework = done work = fuck it, who needs income? family = they can fuck off friends = can get lost NOW I SUDDENLY HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO WRITE FAN FICTION THAT I DONâT GET PAID FOR! And it was all thanks to the Guest who gave me the golden advice to just... write faster!
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Rukia: Nobody thinks Ichigo is my boyfriend, okay?
Rangiku: Put your hand up if you thought Ichigo was Rukia's boyfriend.
[ Everyone raises their hand ]
Rukia: Put your hand down Ichigo.
Chapter 7 is NOW LIVE! TItle: Bewitched and Misdirected (Chapter 7) Pairing: HitsuMatsu and IchiRuki Rating: Teen Summary:Â
âNo thank you,â Nanao sniffed at the very idea of breaking the rules and began to undress. Toshiro hastily turned away from the other girl and focused all his attention on Rangiku who was watching him from where she sat on her bad.Â
âWhose owl is that?â Nanao asked.
âToshiroâs, he just sent me a note inviting me to Professor Aizenâs party tomorrow night,â Rangiku said with a hint of the smile sheâd had on her face before Nanao entered the room.Â
âAbout time,â Nanao said briskly, âI was starting to think he wasnât going to.âÂ
âSo was I,â Rangiku leaned back on the bed, staring down at the paper, her eyes flicking up to where Toshiro sat on the desk pointedly not looking in Nanaoâs direction.Â
 Links: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31065161/chapters/85159540https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13874358/7/Bewitched-Misdirected
If youâre trying to decide whether or not to write that self-indulgent fic that only you will like?
If youâre trying to decide whether you should read that favourite fic for the 17,000th time even though you have the whole thing memorized?
If youâve never read/written fanfic before, but you think you want to try it?
I re-read Bleach recently and grew a new appreciation for KyĹraku I didnât have before
fic writer: I need to spend months writing a detailed backstory justifying everything I actually want to write before I can write the good part
me (internally);
me (externally): have you considered just starting at the good part? It's called in media res. It's a whole thing.
fic writer: but I have to establish-
me: characters and tropes your readers are already familiar with? The concept of an alternate universe? The reason why two characters are in a relationship, even though your reader has clicked on a story labelled as those characters being in a relationship?
fic writer: but-
me: it's okay. This isn't school. You can still get an A in fic writing without all that stuff.
me: need a hug?
I feel personally attacked.

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Do you ever think you'll stop drawing fanart? No offense it just seems like the kind of thing you're supposed to grow out of. I'm just curious what your plans/goals are since it isn't exactly an art form that people take seriously.
Ah, fanart. Also known as the art that girls make.
Sad, immature girls no one takes seriously. Girls who are taught that itâs shameful to be excited or passionate about anything, that itâs pathetic to gush about what attracts them, that itâs wrong to be a geek, that they should feel embarrassed about having a crush, that theyâre not allowed to gaze or stare or wish or desire. Girls who need to grow out of it.
Thatâs the art you mean, right?
Because in my experience, when grown men make it, nobody calls it fanart. They just call it art. And everyone takes it very seriously.
Itâs interesting though â the culture of shame surrounding adult women and fandom. Even within fandom itâs heavily internalized: unsurprisingly, mind, given that fandom is largely comprised by young girls and, unfortunately, our culture runs on ensuring young girls internalize *all* messages no matter how toxic. But hereâs another way of thinking about it.
Sports is a fandom. It requires zealous attention to âseasons,â knowledge of details considered obscure to those not involved in that fandom, unbelievable amounts of merchandise, and even âfanficâ in the form of fantasy teams. But this is a masculine-coded fandom. And as such, itâs encouraged - built into our economy! Have you *seen* Dish networkâs âultimate fanâ advertisements, which literally base selling of a product around the normalization of all consuming (male) obsession? Or the very existence of sports bars, built around the link between fans and community enjoyment and analysis. Sport fandom is so ingrained in our culture that major events are treated like holidays (my gym closes for the Super Bowl) â and can you imagine being laughed at for admitting you didnât know the difference between Supernatural and The X Files the way you might if you admit you donât know the rules of football vs baseball, or basketball?
âFandomâ is not childish but we live in a culture that commodified womenâs time in such away that their hobbies have to be âfrivolous,â because âmatureâ womenâs interests are supposed to be marriage, family, and overall care taking: things that allow others to continue their own special interests, while leaving women without a space of their own.
So think about what youâre actually saying when you call someone âtoo oldâ for fandom. Because youâre suggesting they are âtoo oldâ for a consuming hobby, and I challenge you to answer â what do you think they should be doing instead?
#I love the fact Iâm âweirdâ for writing fic but some guy painting a team logo on his beer belly is normal
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This whole modern approach is also seriously undermining just how important fanfiction is - from a historical standpoint.
The concept of fanfiction formed and forged the earliest stages of literature in Europe. Because the majority of authors in France, Germany and Great Britain looked at that funky little Celtic dude Arthur and thought âhey, heâs neat. I wanna write about himâ.
The entire concept of a book outside of religious purposes was born out of fanfiction in my country.
There is no âfirst canonâ for Arthur where he came as the prince of Camelot, with his sidekicks Lancelot and Merlin and his endgame love interest Gwen.
Arthur was some random hunter when he started out.
Someoneâs fanfiction made him a prince.
Someone elseâs fanfiction gave him a round table.
Someone elseâs fanfiction gave him Merlin at his side.
Someone elseâs fanfiction gave him Morgana, gave him Gwen, gave him his swords.
And, to this day, we still write Arthurian fanfiction. Literally last year there was a movie adaptation that is, by all intends and purposes, fanfiction, because it wasnât even close to a literal adaptation of the source material (The Kid Who Would Be King). Heck, BBCâs Merlin, itself an Arthurian fanfiction, remains one of the biggest fandoms that people today write for on AO3.
You were a joke in the middle ages if you tried to write your own stuff. Whoâs interested in your stuff? You were only a respected author if you wrote fanfiction. The most famous medieval German authors are famous because they wrote fanfiction about some knightly OCs they created who served on Arthurâs court. That is the literary legacy of the middle ages. Arthurian fanfiction.
Yet somewhere along the way, this concept of âI find x story/element cool and want to elaborate on it more, shift the focus onto an aspect of this original source materialâ has gotten this âeh, itâs fanfictionâ connotation and lost respect.
Even though this very concept is still being used - even outside of the actual medium of fanfiction - and it is still being used for the very same purpose it was used for in medieval times. Original movies often donât get as much recognition as adaptations of existing source material that the audience is familiar with. People see a movie about a character theyâre familiar with and seem more inclined to buy a ticket to see the 10th new interpretation of Batman or Superman or Snow White. How are these new interpretations of familiar source material that usually add to the lore, reinterpret characterizations and dynamics, any different from fanfiction?
But heaven forbid we call The Dark Knight Nolanâs Batman fanfiction. No, fanfiction is that silly thing that we canât take seriously, but that new Joker movie, that however is high-end art.
SO IMPORTANT
This. Fanfiction is variations on an existing theme, simultaneously making use of and satisfying peopleâs existing love for a story that theyâre happy to consume more of, and cultivating the synergy between an existing story/mythos and a new author who, in interacting with characters theyâd never have created themselves, creates something that neither they nor any of the storyâs previous tellers could have made all by themselves.
Fanfiction is the new whole being greater than the sum of its parts, and fanfiction is the story being made limitless, retelling by retelling, and it is wonderful.
Itâs also worth noting that Batman himself only came into being because of The Scarlet Pimpernel, a series of books about an extravagantly rich foppish playboy by day, daring hero in disguise by night (I mean, loosely. He also fopped by night and heroed by day, but you get my drift). Written by a woman no less.
Batman is a transformative work with a modernised crime-fighting SP but also borrowing strongly from earlier comic books, and yet it is seen as definitive.
Coming back here to say that I think the derision for fanart also has some of its roots in our capitalist hellscape.
Itâs the age old âIf thing not make you money, why you care about thing?â thatâs so prevalent in the system. Of course some people do make money with their fanart, but I think that is still part of the scorn.Â
Itâs supposed to be something you do not just for fun, but for practice, people like this think. Once youâre good at it, you can drop it and make money by focusing on your OCs and original work!
I am a man on a mission, and that mission is reintroducing podficcing into the fanfiction community. Tell your friends.
(I spent 30 minutes typing out a text transcription and then Tumblr completely ate it and I saw white for a second so Iâll add an image description once Iâve calmed down)
Defo something that would be great to hear more of! If youâre someone who is into podficâs then I highly encourage you to get onto Fiverr, thatâs the first place I went looking for a podfic recording artist and there isnt a single one on there yet, itâs a very niche area :D
Title: Bewitched & Misdirected (Chapter 4)Â
Pairing: IchiRuki and HitsuMatsu
Rating: Teen +Â
Genre: Hogwarts AU, Drama, Romance, Friendships, MysteryÂ
 Summary: âAnd thatâs all you value?â she asked.Â
âOf course,â he chuckled, âwhat did you think? I valued her âassetsâ?âÂ
âYou never know,â Rukia shrugged as they rounded the corner and the portrait of the fat lady came in to view.Â
âI never got to tell you all the things I value in you,â Ichigo caught her hand and Rukia felt her stomach jolt. His cool fingers linked with hers and he tugged her around to face him. His deep chocolate eyes were alight with mischief and his smile was stupid and beautiful.Â
âWhat?â Rukia asked, having forgotten what heâd just said.Â
Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31065161/chapters/78984265 FFNet:Â https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13874358/1/Bewitched-Misdirected
Title: Bewitched & Misdirected (Chapter 3) Pairing: @HitsuMatsu and IchiRuki Rating: Teen + Genre: Hogwarts AU, Drama, Romance, Friendships, Mystery  Summary:
âIâm not alone,â Rangiku said, âI have Hyorinmaru.â Nanao let out a strangled squeal as the bird flew over her head, his long icy tail feathers brushing the top of her hair and came to land on Rangikuâs shoulder. âWait-â Nanaoâs head whipped around and her eyes found Toshiro who hastily glanced back down at his book. There was a beat of silence as Nanao absorbed the information and Toshiro willed himself not to blush while Rangiku made cute cooing noises at the bird. âI see,â Nanaoâs voice held a note of accusation toward her best friend as she turned back away from Toshiro.
Links:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31065161/chapters/78249878
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13874358/3/Bewitched-Misdirected
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Title: Bewitched & Misdirected Chapter Two: Quidditch & Crushes {Rukia PoV} Pairing: @IchiRuki @HitsuMatsu Summary:
They lapsed instead into a slightly more awkward silence, as Rukia cast her eyes around the hospital wing looking for something else to discuss.Â
âYouâve put together a really strong team this year,â Ichigo sounded proud and Rukia snapped her eyes back to him. He was watching her thoughtfully before he tried to sit up.Â
âYou probably shouldnât move, Madam Unohana will murder me if I hurt you anymore than I already have,â Rukia fussed.Â
âYou worried?â he smirked and Rukia scowled, again. âBesides I donât remember you hitting the Bludger, but perhaps the blow knocked my memory.âÂ
âIt was Ikkaku, but I asked him to do it,â Rukia guiltily admitted.
Link:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31065161/chapters/77461859

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Yo itâs HitsuMatsu ship week in The Seireitei Discord Server and I am very excited to release my new fic and the gorgeous artwork (open it up for best quality) I had commissioned!
This artwork is by the extremely talented and lovely @iz-stardustÂ
The college AU fic is a prequel to my oneshot, âDressâ (Ao3 | Fanfiction.net)
Title: Dancing With Our Hands TiedÂ
Pairing: HitsuMatsu (also background/eventual IchiHime, RenRuki, ShuNao)Â
Rating: Explicit / NSFW
Summary:Â
But what started as a game turned into a joke, and eventually became almost routine, well into college.Â
They drank, they kissed, they laughed.
Toshiro hummed when they separated, but his forehead stayed on hers, catching his breath. They were in the dark end of the hallway, sitting on the carpet floor, their legs tangled together.Â
âIâve missed this,â he murmured, words slightly slurred from what was surely the worldâs strongest punch more than it was the beer they had now.Â
âMe too,â Rangiku admitted softly before reconnecting their lips.Â
 Fuck, it was good to be back.
Links: Ao3 | Fanfiction.net
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Episode 27: Aizen Fan-Souling - We are not sorry!! A new episode is here!!!! The Seireitei Podcast accepts no responsibility for the amount of squealing in this episode. Seriously. None. We have a WHOLE Aizen reveal to talk about, Toshiroâs bankai (sort of) and Unohana, Isane and Rangiku being QUEENS while finally getting a reason for Rukia being as useful as a chocolate fireguard. This weeks fandom shout out is @kittiemitties for this wholesome post. Listen now on Spotify, Radio Public, Anchor, iTunes, Google Podcasts, Pocket Casts, Double Pod and YouTube!