Be Nice To Nice

me @ myself: wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud

U mistake me for a bitch when I’m actually the other b word……………..brain dead

You know?

thank you for following me I have nothing to offer

what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die

isn’t that all anyone ever does, really

The holiday season is coming up and if you’re being rude to a retail worker while they’re pulling off a 12+ hour shift cause it’s a holiday, you’re going directly to hell and i’m sending you there myself. 

probably my favorite thing abt queer eye is when jonathan just says whatever the hell words he wants in whatever order and snaps his fingers and then somehow i’m still like babe… i GET IT

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

What a beautiful octopus.

lol everyone talks about their dream job but honestly my dream is not having to work