nct alternative jobs if they all sued and left sm today
johnny - dj at a gay bar in chicago. seriously misunderstands what being a “daddy” entails and shows up to work wearing white sneakers and a polo shirt tucked into his khakis.
yuta - escapes off into the wilderness and is never seen again. there are occasional spottings reported, but they’re written off as an urban legend
kun - soloist and producer under jay chou’s record label
doyoung - goes back to college and gets an accounting degree. changes his mind and gets a biology degree before going to medical school. eventually becomes the most accomplished heart surgeon in korea, and becomes taeyong’s sugar daddy
jaehyun - stay at home dad
winwin - actor, becomes a massive superstar in china and eventually becomes an internationally known celebrity. he makes millions and wins an oscar and a bafta. pretends nct never existed.
jungwoo - finishes his engineering degree, but becomes a starbucks barista
lucas - “model” but really just goes on TV to laugh loudly and clap on variety shows
xiaojun - ballad singer in china, but most of his income comes from bella, who becomes an internet famous celebrity beagle and pet influencer
hendery - minecraft twitch streamer
jeno - bikes around the world for charity while rescuing abandoned kittens and puppies
haechan - becomes a professional menace, has a solo career as a nuisance, and is generally known in the industry as a handful
jaemin - crystal massage therapist
shotaro - goes back to being the baddest asian baby boy on tiktok
chenle - starts his own entertainment company and poaches all the artists formerly signed to sm entertainment. then, he hires renjun to eliminate lee sooman.
sungchan - substitute baby giraffe at a zoo
jisung - goes to high school and finally learns how to read
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