useless greg headcanons

greg lestrade has taken the “am i gay quiz” before

greg lestrade cannot handle eating spicy food

greg lestrade enjoys classic rock

greg lestrade has insomnia

greg lestrade likes pride parades 

greg lestrade uses an unholy amount of emojis 

greg lestrade is addicted to wordscapes

greg lestrade enjoys pineapple pizza

greg lestrade is scared of small dogs

greg lestrade’s favorite movie is goncharov (1973) (dir. by martin scorsese)

greg lestrade cried when he watched pride and prejudice for the first time

greg lestrade enjoys wearing floral shirts

greg lestrade supports the lgbt community

greg lestrade feeds the local cat colony and keeps cat treats in his pocket in case he encounters a cat outside