I was impressed by your butt

Summary: All Phil wanted to do was cleanse his house. Now, he has a demon for a roommate.

Warning: religious!Phil, demon!Dan, virgin!Phil, Smut, Major Character Death

Word Count: 5,733

A/N: I changed the prompt slightly. Sorry about that. The story slightly got away from me. I know the ‘Major Character Death’ in the warnings appears scary, but it’s really not what you think. He’s still around after his ‘death’, but I just have to warn people just in case.

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In Phil’s defense, foreign languages are hard. After attending Catholic school growing up, he figures that he would be pretty good at pronouncing words in Latin. Apparently not considering what he’s currently looking at. There’s a man in his lounge.

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Phil Lester is an amazing positive person who makes us smile. The phandom would like to give back. In honor of his 31st birthday, we are collecting donations for Make A Wish. I know it’s short notice but hopefully this can become a yearly thing with higher goals. We plan to start one for Dan next month with a bit more lead in time :)   

Donate to Phandom Give’s JustGiving page  https://www.justgiving.com/PhandomGives-Phil31

Or if you are in the UK you can text PGVS91 £5 to 70070.

NOTE: If you are in the UK and donating in GBP, make sure to check the GIFT AID BOX. Make A Wish will receive the tax back from the government so they actually receive more of the donation!

This project has just started so if you have any suggestions or want to be involved please let me know over on twitter @phandomgives

This is awesome - this is the kind of thing I want phandom to do during off-time. Donate in honor of this adorable face.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! it’s now 12am and no longer Christmas Eve where i live but i still thought this would be cute as a Christmas Eve thing.

Thank you for this prompt!! I hope it wasn’t too short.

everyone, remember you can send me prompts (: fluff, smut, angst, you name it. i love to write your shit.

It was Christmas Eve night. Dan and Phil were up North spending their holiday with the Lesters. Both were happy and content. Dan still had yet to see his family, and while he wasn’t looking forward to it, being able to spend time with practically the other side of his family made him feel even more content.

The day had been warm, in a sense. Both woke up not too early and well rested, taking a train to get to Phil’s parents. Martyn and Cornelia greeted them first, many hugs were exchanged. Phil’s mom even slightly teared up once she wrapped her arms around Phil.

They all laughed plenty during dinner. Finally came the time they all sat to watch a Christmas film. This was the time alcohol was brought out.