Sad But Rad

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

just here to ruin your day and tell you that in about two weeks Tik Tok by Kesha is 10 years old

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

there r millions of people who fall under this category what does this mean

generational divides are largely nonsensical

It’s true you can pet Bumblebees

If i ever space out just know that this is what’s on my mind

The further they get the more I trust him

This is exactly what I expected it to be

#i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

I always ugly laugh when this pops back up on my dash

Nothing but respect for my president

@toruhagakuree

I’m both of these people.

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

oh you eating my ex’s ass? how do my toes taste?

i don’t like this post at all I gotta say

fun fact about the next avengers film being filmed in edinburgh: they’ve blocked off certain areas which is disrupting one specific postal van’s delivery route which is in turn leading to an awkward stand-off at the police station because Marvel Studios might be a billion dollar company but this man really wants to do his job and apparently interfering with the course of the Royal Mail technically counts as treason so they’re at a stalemate

this is the best thing i’ve heard all day

Scotland, everybody.

Who would win in a fight: a billion dollar superhero film franchise at the top of its game or one (1) Scottish mailman.