we are golden

don’t complain that you’re sick of zoom when you are on zoom,

the way they have a whole separate language they use with each other. what the fuck. “walking deec” and dan is like OBVIOUSLY that means “walking dead and a decaf coffee” NO????? YOURE INSANE

shane and ryan are the funniest bitches alive for making a whole thing about buzzfeed unsolved ending, a dramatic end to an era, only to come back with their own legally distinct version of the show like a week later

literally THE BEST way to show off a life partner without a label is ‘someone who has access to all the doors of your mind, including the bad things’

like phil clearly could come and go through the doors as he pleases, no locks or blockers or scary spooky lights

and dan trusts him with all of his doors! phil was coming and going through doors all will nilly