Elliot, Sofia, and Irena watch as Ezra asks a yes or no question of our resident fortune teller, Motog Speaks. In case you were curious, Ezra’s was regarding a burp and he was very happy with the answer he received.
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Elliot, Sofia, and Irena watch as Ezra asks a yes or no question of our resident fortune teller, Motog Speaks. In case you were curious, Ezra’s was regarding a burp and he was very happy with the answer he received.

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It’s cold out there for a grump. Bundle up with a Grump Scarf!
Check out the kitschy glory of Ugly Sweater Day at the Archie McPhee store! Stop by and grab your last minute stocking stuffers, we are open until 9PM! ☃️✨🎅🙏❄️
Stop by Archie McPhee in Seattle and pick up an ornament, tree topper, or stocking stuffer that fits your personality perfectly!
Princess Buttercup graced us with her presence while shoppin’ for presents! Look how elegant she is!!🐷🎁

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If you see this van, know that it’s full of Finger Hands, Yodelling Pickles, and hundreds of other items on their way to the Archie McPhee store in Seattle!
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Nancy Pearl, Tom Hanks, and the Librarian Action Figure at @mccawhall! Tom knows how important librarians are!
Photo by @ruthdickey206
Here’s a picture of our last Nancy Pearl Librarian Action Figure signing in 2003!
Nancy Pearl is returning to the Archie McPhee store to sign the new version of her action figure this Friday, December 8th, from 5-7pm!
$2 from every sale goes to Literacy Source.
Curious cats became GLOW CATS under the recent Supermoon!✨
It’s almost time for the Archie McPhee Inflatable Turkey float to appear! Keep your eyes peeled!

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The decor is coming out! Are you gearing up for the holidays? Stop by and grab the perfect gift for the season. 🎁 💝 😎
Guess who’s baaaaack!?! Krampus!
Come get your ears pulled and your photo taken 😄👂👌.
SEATTLE! Today is Election Day... celebrate by picking up our “Campaign Kit”. Look at how happy Roger is because of voting!
Don’t forget your Inflatable Turkey for Thanksgiving. It’s decorative, lightweight and vegan!
Stop by the Archie McPhee store today, Monday October 30th, and get your picture taken with the Notorious RBG, aka our very own Ruth Bader Ginsburg! (Shana) She’s wearing her dissent collar and holding Dissent Mints and a Dissent Air Freshener!

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Our new Strange Friends Notebooks are the perfect place to write your strange ideas.
Our weird item of the week is this fake hollow leg! It’s perfect for pretending to shoot your Halloween decorations across the yard 👻🎃.