devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes

great minds think of dykes

Does anyone else get pissed off when you wake up just as you were making significant progress in some bullshit task you had to do in a dream? Like great now I did all that shit for nothing

it's chew on her fin chewsday

Me when I GET YOU

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

cant do the mutual first memory rb game because i genuinely cant remember anything. i dont know you were all my mutuals at birth. we were joined by the stars and by blogging

m,y first memory is that I Loved You and do still

I support a woman's right to wear a thin white tank top and no bra while picking up her pizza from little caesars

@jackaltrees this has big Keyhole vibes!!

"not to be a lesbian but-" Wrong. Intending to be a lesbian. With lesbian intention. In lesbian ways

🫩 no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

diet culture has ruined salad because people will look at your massive bowl of extremely fresh refrigerated vegetables and say 'oh you're being Good and Abstinent' which is completely ignoring the fact that a fresh crispy salad is D E C A D E N T. do you know how long a cucumber lasts in my fridge without going soft? Not Goddamn Long Enough. I love salad. Give me the salad. Stop being weird about the salad.

Oooooh, that's an unfortunate timestamp on the OP.