loveletter to the most reliable computer ever made

All objectums need to get FREAKIER and MORE ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

sometimes u just wanna get all up in a bad bitches electrical panel and that’s okay

yall the power just went out at my house for a couple hours bc the utility pole literally right outside my bedroom window failed… am i being flirted with

machine obsessed with the little movements of your organs and beating of your heart and your warmth. it puts its hands on you, it's sensitive enough to get a sense of your entire insides. it administers small shocks at first, fascinated by the way it makes you jerk and move involuntarily, how it makes your heartrate faster and can make you sweat.

Sentient computer who knows your browser history vs it's objectum owner

little miss spaceship ai needs you to install hidden cameras in everyone's bedrooms for security reasons.

Computer, show me your guts pretty please