big dick energy what about big dyke enegy

i’m sorry for making your life more whimsical and serendipitous 🙄

-my cat when I yell at him for running around the house as fast as possible at 3am

Laika should be reverred as a sacred entity honestly. As with all the animals we have sacrifieced for human acheivements.

@inneskeeper

“Laika Invictus, who is still out there, a speck of steel against the empty belly of where life is not, keep me safe, warn me of danger, shepherd my soul, and love me, Laika Invictus, Saint of the Firmament, not as I love you, but as only you are capable of love for those of us who sail the stars in your wake.”

more bmw hate always

the only good BMWs are Big Muscular Women amrite!

Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

stop saying "sorry for party rocking", instead try "thank you for your allowing me to party rock" or "I appreciate you being patient with me as I party rock, in the house tonight"

im tired of being mean its bad for my health i want to be nice now so no one be stupid ever again so i dont have to be mean to you

If a trans woman became chess world champion, terfs would unironically go: "It's unfair, male brains are much smarter than female brains. It's well known that women are fucking stupid. #feminism"

"Women are fucking stupid and inherently inferior to men" - terfs, without a single fucking shred of irony or self-awareness

its literally even fucking co-ed!!! its not like jeopardy is a fucking gendered thing!!! there were also men competing w her!!! wtf