nancy drew shit posting

ned: moving it for you so it doesn’t catch on fire ;)

nancy:

nancy: Read 2:30 ☑️

nancy: was there ever even a ghost, mother, or was the dead victorian girl you saw just me all along?

george: I think emily dickinson’s a lesbian

bess: i just wanna sit here and feed my birds

ned: my wife is a bitch and i like her SO MUCH

mr drew: One Black Coffee

hannah gruen: this is an on fire garbage can. could be a nursery.

helen corning: i think, like, in heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, ‘you marked that one gay, right?’ and it was like, ‘oh no! was I supposed to?’

me, age 19: sleeping til 10, coughing up a lung for the 5th day in a row