Le Renouveau Clientele

On my way, maam. 

I’m afraid you’ve confused me another actress, Ms. Harrington. I’m Rachel Berry.

Have I?  Oh dear...must be time to get the prescription updated, but you are just lovely, Miss Berry!  I'm afraid I haven't really watched much television since they cancelled All My Children, and General Hospital became downright ridiculous with their plot lines.

Ha, anything you want, Ms. Harrington. You know you’re my favorite client. 

Then get on that stage and make with the gyrating!

Lovely to see you, Miss Berry.  Please let me know if there’s… anything I can do for you. 

In the event she says no, I can think of at least 4 you could do for me, sonny.

Ah, Le Ren, it’s been a bit hasn’t it? Over a week.

Oh!  I've seen you before!  

Yes, sir.

Service with a smile, and a strip tease.

Okay, I’ll be back momentarily. 

No, you will be back, ASAP.  And then I'd like to actually see a dance, yanno, since this is a strip club and you are a stripper.  

It’s definitely hard work, but to each their own.

Well I want whatever shot it is you've been handing out tonight, shot girl.

I work on Reprise and Recommencement as a private dancer. Between dances, I help the manager of the waiting staff as a shot girl.

Is that so?  Hmm.  I don't typically consider you dancers workers.  This is 'work' to you?  Bringing me entertainment is somehow...laborious for you?

And would you hurry it up please?  

No no no no.  Wait.  I don't want that.

Anything in particular? I’m sure a waitress has gotten you your bread basket. What drink would you like?

Answer me something; what is it that you do here exactly?

Ehhhh this is taking entirely too long, I've changed my mind.  Chocolate cake.  

I… I’ll work on that, sir. Let me take care of your drink first. Do you also want to check our menu?

I've got about four people asking to help me out at once so...I think if you hopped up on that stage with that sexy latina chick, this can all...sort itself out.

Sir, I’m sorry about your wait. What can we interest you in?

I think I've already made it abundantly clear what I want.

Typically one needs a menu to make a food choice.  How do you propose I do that without one?  

I’ll take care of that right now, sir, what can I get you? On the house, of course.

Oh yeah?  You I want on that stage.  Or maybe my lap.