Pandora's box

YO ON SOME ANIME SHIT THIS DOPE AF!!!!

Some loser: Wrestling is fake Me: Explain THIS Loser: Holy shit

i’m so delighted that tumblr found out about this match, because lord have mercy, twitter was losing its shit over it

boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable

men: *say female instead of women* me: *is not listening any longer*

Women: *say female instead of women* Me: checks length of bangs just to be safe

awooooo

dude theres a fucking polar bear on ur truck

*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo

*gives a pet to the ground* for cerberus

does that mean when dogs bury bones they’re making an offering to Cerberus?

gotta secure that ticket to the elysian dog park somehow

APPLES NO FUCKING POOP YOU STUPID SHIT APPLES IS FRUIT.

For my next trick I’ll go through 9 different emotions within two minutes

#the first trick was having no emotions for four days straight

Fucking amazing.