ἴδωμεν

im never serious but I always mean it

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

honestly yall just gotta be comfortable reading books that make you feel stupid

be crimes do gay

Mutuals I’d like to go to the renaissance faire with

Mutuals I’d like to go to the renaissance faire with

and for the lady, perhaps whatever the fuck she wants

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

My era rn is uncategorizable. The the way I am living is unheard of