i was looking at grapes in the store n this old lady comes up to me n goes “youre not stealing these are u?” so im like uh no lol? and she goes “oh, well i am” and grabbed a handful of grapes and left

direct action

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

this deserves waay more notes

good god

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

I’ll reblog this every time.

just a fun fact donald trump was harsher on kristen stewart breaking up with rob pattinson than he was on literal nazis yesterday.

anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

This needs to be seen more. Rape needs to flat out stop, but until then victims need to know there’s support for them.

I should’ve done this . Nobody told me this was an option . Fuck …

Fact: Bisexuals don’t need to dress up for Halloween. They’re terrifying to legions of both gay and straight people already.