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Gilfoyle is at 37.9% while Jared is at 62.1%

With 62.5% of the 32 total votes

Congrats Jared, you beloved tall gay ass man

Ryland Grace is Eva Stratt’s sad dog wife he is astrophathers with Carl and their relationship is as doomed as it gets

he’s the third Adrian and Rocky decided was going to join their new polycule

he’s also the third Yao and Ilyukhina adopted off the street in the fashion of ‘we saw you from across the Hail Mary and we like your vibe’

he’s ALSO a very unwilling member of whatever Shapiro and DuBois have going on in the book for all the book readers the embodiment of ‘isn’t there someone you forgot to ask’

he’s also heavily gay for markiplier’s Simon Iron Lung starring in Iron Lung (2026)

and other variants of Markiplier

him being aroace and platonic soulmates with everyone yum yum yum

Little Alex Horne is appearing on the upcoming Jazz Emu visual album Ego Death!

Gilfoyle is at 37.9% while Jared is at 62.1%

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