Wage Slave Seeks Life

When I say I flew downstairs like it was Gay Christmas…!! #Pride #NewClothes #SupportQueerOwnedBusinesses #ShopSmall #QueerFashion https://www.instagram.com/p/CQJXd3ZLq8p/?utm_medium=tumblr

New scents from @dessertbeautyandcosmetics means new soap for Nelly! I think I’m gonna start with tobacco leaf. Or maybe sandalwood vanilla? 🤔🤔 so hard to choose. #SupportSmallBusiness #SupportBlackOwnedBusinesses #BlackWomanOwnedBusiness #ShopLocal https://www.instagram.com/p/CQIEZv8r5fY/?utm_medium=tumblr

Did some cooking tonight. Pork chops smothered in mushrooms for me with a side of rice and doctored up greens. Also, made some oven roasted zucchini for other meals. #HomeCooking https://www.instagram.com/p/CQHvA1NLWeA/?utm_medium=tumblr

I guess she likes me or something. Two days of surprises in the mail. #Cookies #NewTees #Pride https://www.instagram.com/p/CP_oUparQCd/?utm_medium=tumblr

From the people who brought you Two Girls, One Cup: Two Dogs, One Bun! #PunsForDays #pridemonth #HotDogs #HewbrewNationalHotDogs https://www.instagram.com/p/CP8nWXqrs3B/?utm_medium=tumblr

It’s been over a year since the events board has been full. It’s certainly encouraging to see. #pridemonth (at Mixers Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPriBcrLJd6/?utm_medium=tumblr

You spam text me nonsense, you get nonsense gif responses. 💅🏾 Y’all need to stop trying to buy my house from me, unless you coming with a cash offer of $300k minimum. #NotToday #StopTextingMe #pridemonth https://www.instagram.com/p/CPoABKOrJTt/?utm_medium=tumblr

The water decided it was gonna smile at me when I got out the shower tonight. Guess I should really play the lottery? Never saw water droplets form a happy face before 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/CPmx8TxrRoc/?utm_medium=tumblr

Only picture I took of my work today was while I was in progress. One of my neighbors is this really sweet lady named Ms. Gina. Now, Ms. Gina owns two houses on my block, and has been struggling to find someone to mow the lawn at what we affectionately refer to as The Big House. The Big House has a double lot, meaning it’s a lot of yard to upkeep on the regular. Last week, I did a rough chop with a weed whacker I borrowed from my buddy @djrosieh . Today, after doing some weed whacking in my own yard, I packed up most of the batteries I had, grabbed my weed whacker and lawn mower, and walked up to get that handled. Five hours later, I finally finished. It’s a lot of yard for one person to tackle on their own, let alone Ms. Gina. So, if any of my friends in Baltimore and surrounding area know someone who’d be able to do at least half, let me know. 😂😂 #FullBodyWorkout #Lawncare #NeighborsHelpingNeighbors https://www.instagram.com/p/CPj_3jLryFX/?utm_medium=tumblr

Finally eating this cheesesteak @katuria7 brought back from Philly for me. Worked up a serious appetite tackling the lawns in this heat https://www.instagram.com/p/CPOjjoYLTCL/?utm_medium=tumblr

Was sitting here, minding my business, when #CatInterference courtesy of Ember. #RescueCatsOfInstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CPM030xLfKf/?utm_medium=tumblr

Just realized I came home to see my bestie on the wall. @ejbohrer I miss your ass regularly, and suspect you and Jo are cutting it up with your family. Much love to both of y’all. #GoneTooSoon #RIP https://www.instagram.com/p/CPHqtYCroCu/?utm_medium=tumblr

Aiight Miami, it’s been an adventure, but now it’s time for me to go home. Didn’t have to expand my suitcase either! @sweetheatmiami thanks for an exciting first year. Looking forward to coming back. #LeavingOnAJetplane #HomewardBound https://www.instagram.com/p/CPGVfMHrYmi/?utm_medium=tumblr

When in Miami, may as well go on some food adventures! Ceviche and a classic cubano for lunch, and paella for dinner. Had to stop myself from eating the whole paella in one sitting, since it’s supposed to feed two.... Just means I got lunch for tomorrow! #vacationVibes #CubanFood #SpanishFood #MiamiBeach #Havana1957 #TapeliaMiamiBeach (at Miami Beach, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPFH2MCLX9l/?utm_medium=tumblr

Found the shade while we wait for a table. #MiamiVacation #sweetheatmiami https://www.instagram.com/p/CO529HlLeU6/?igshid=1aag8j4xqlh8y

First drink for official @sweetheatmiami shenanigans! Thanks for the suggestion, Miami locals! #Mojito (at Havana 1957 Cuban Cuisine) https://www.instagram.com/p/COyIBjiLuD8/?igshid=2myprik0zju1

Last night, my @steelmadeusa cover board was delivered, so I could finally set up my new flat top! I sprung for the junior one, since my oven has five burners. The walnut cover board looks beautiful with the current color scheme in the kitchen. One day I suspect I’ll update the lower cabinet color, but until then 🤷🏾‍♂️ Can’t wait to put this thing in action this weekend. Got a nice pack of thick cut bacon to cook 😈 thanks for the review that made me get this @brathicks ! #HomeCooking https://www.instagram.com/p/COdleRmrlHe/?igshid=1uf47mwao61xy