Encounter: first-draft Alien
“Raar, I’m gonna getcha!”
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@leonelylion
Encounter: first-draft Alien
“Raar, I’m gonna getcha!”

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Gang I'm losing it
Playing the queen's funeral at a gay sauna is insane.
What is Facebook recommending to me now!?
I saw at least two different people wearing this print on t-shirts at Manchester Pride a couple of weeks ago.
Who’s the artist ?

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Ms. Frizzle *in a star fleet uniform* “battle stations everyone”
We never violated the Prime Directive at my old school…
I did the thing…
Yes this is exactly what I had in mind

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@nyarcotics
how do i delete someone else’s post
@diescumdielol
Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…
New copypasta just dropped
You see 👁 teas grown in hot 🌞 valleys ripen too fast ⏩ so they taste FLAT. But Lipton 🗃 uses teas 🌳 grown on cooler🍦slopes…teas that ripen SLOW 🕑 and gain rich FULL flavor 😄 This special flavor ☕ has made Lipton 🗃 America’s 🇺🇸 largest selling tea.
I love the 1940’s emojis, it reminds me of like modern shitposts
They don't want you to know this but you can piss into a fairy ring while outside of it and it's like killing someone in international waters. it doesnt count
Try it I dare you.
wow so grumpy who pissed in your fairy ring this morning? OH LMAO WAIT IT WAS ME HAHAHAHAHAAHA suck it seelie i'm behind 7 holly water spritzers
What if they swim up your urethra like fish?
Listen.
A neighborhood in New Orleans did this. Shut down traffic for a day to throw the thing a block party.
The city said, “haha guys ok, bet you won’t do it again.”
The next year they had an even bigger birthday party for the pot hole. Disrupted even more traffic. Local bakery donated cake.
The city caved and fixed the road.
If you cannot get things fixed by following the rules, be as bombastic as you need to be.
#i mean. bro #i hate to break this to you but #you are in fact good at the small amount of piano ur playing #it is not fake
Dude taught himself to compose and calls it fake
“Just string it together in any order, the more random it is the more complex it’ll sound" improvising music on the fly was one of Mozart’s party tricks
Not saying this guy is Mozart but he’s smart and clever and talented and way, way underappreciating himself
Bimbo qualities
babe wake up new flavor of imposter syndrome dropped
Him: “A-flat” Also him: *presses A*

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Billboard with a picture of Elon Musk: Defend billionaires. We’re Just like you.
Commie on the Rez: Spotted in the wild. I hate this mf place
Elle M. (they/them): If u saw Lex Luthor do this in a Superman comic u would be like ”pshh way too over the too not even a super villain would be this obvious”
someone please fucking kill this man