professor burne

Perfect. Good.

Alright. I'll try.

Yeah. I mean…if you still wanted to give this another shot.

No, I mean, I do. I definitely do.

Well, I hope you wouldn’t be pregnant, since I definitely couldn’t do it to you.

I’d say make the most of it.

Along with period pains, possibly pregnancy, all that wonderful shit.

Marcus.

Ah. Nice to know people who got fucked over too.

Yup. You him?

Unfortunately. Who's asking?

Hey, Professor.

I'm assuming you mean Professor Burne?

I'm shaking in my boots.

An empty threat. I'm so scared.

Yeah don’t ever tell me to shut the fuck up.  I will fucking hit you.  I’m a guy, and every hour I have to somehow control this fucking dick when using the restroom.  

I don't care.  Hit me if you want, you'll just be a dick bruising some random stranger.

You really need to relax.

Relax? Shut the fuck up.

Oh ouch.

Mhm.

Well if it’s a girl, yeah.

Or anyone. Doubt you're even that desirable, just putting that out there.

Whoever is in my body is fucking lucky.

Somehow I doubt that.

Nope. 

Not happy with your new set of boobs, babe?

Not at all. I liked my dick, thank you very much.

Look like one to me.

No fucking duh.