shower you with all my intentions

“but if you’re here, who’s guarding hades?” — holt (s2, ep2)

“should we play capture the flag?” — jake (s2, ep5)

“thank you, terry’s fanny, and thank you poseidon, great god of the sea!” — gina (s2, ep12)

the character, “hercules thikalonos,” eleanor’s husband

“how poetic. it will hang just out of reach, like tantalus’s fruit.” — holt (s5, ep4)

“yes, that’s where i got the inspiration from, greek mythology, not an episode of the nickelodeon show, ‘guts.’”— jake (s5, ep4)

“i’ve already got my cover story worked out. my name is dante thunderstone. i stole my first car at the tender age of nine.” — jake / “you had to fend for yourself since your mother was struck by lightning.” — doug judy / “while she was pregnant with me. she passed. i lived. some say that makes zeus my dad.” — jake (s2 ep10)

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help