Leo Effing Manfred

Happy Singles Awareness Day!

what do you mean? Is something going on today?

This is the day where all the couples go out and act all sickenly cute together! I’d say to stay inside, but I guess it’s just another Friday for you, huh?

born to be a bitchy gay forced to lie at night convinced im a horrible person because i said something that came off as kind of rude that one time

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

dont be insensitive. americans wear shoe in house in case they need to go get cheeseburger on short notice

This is Yugioh to me