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also not every play has to be relevant to the modern day it's okay if it's mostly about greek politics. maybe you'll learn something about greek politics. it's okay

Every time I think about "dig it in there mr spock" I think about the implications. That he would *expect* Spock to rub his back. That there's some precedent for this happening. Have they done this before, privately? In Kirk's quarters? How many times? Lying down on his stomach, Spock straddling his hips to press his hands (sensitive) (erogenous zone) (roughly equivalent to a human mouth) into his back (oiled up) (sweaty) (beefcake) kneading sore muscles. Making little noises under him. Spock (touch telepath) (repressed homosexual) focusing on not thinking about it. 1. Don't get hard 2. Don't let him hear you telling yourself not to get hard 3. Don't hear whatever he's thinking about. You both know you want each other but you can't. The rituals are so intricate

Microdosing fucking Spock by doing whatever this is. Feeling his weight pressing him into the mattress, heavier than he looks, solid for Vulcan's gravity. Still restrained, careful; he could probably crack his ribs like this if he wanted. He presses his ass against Spock's crotch a little and he almost passes out

AND NOT ONLY THAT. Kirk thinks this is normal enough that Spock might work a knot out of his back right there on the bridge. In front of god and everyone. Since he's just ...... helping out a . Fellow officer.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

because original sin isn't real in mormonism and dead babies automatically go to heaven this means it'd be okay to hit them with a baseball bat and win the world series

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

You're not allowed to watch morally questionable movies because you're prone to evil and it can corrupt you. Whereas I'm allowed to watch morally questionable movies because I'm such a good person that the movies are actually redeemed by my consumption of them. If I write a favorable letterboxd review the rehabilitative effect is even stronger. But you are still not allowed to watch them in that case. Ok?