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also not every play has to be relevant to the modern day it's okay if it's mostly about greek politics. maybe you'll learn something about greek politics. it's okay

never mention writing in a post on tumblr or youll be reminded that some peoples lives revolve entirely around fanfiction

one thing i do find fun about having a new adaptation of homer very present in the public eye with a lot of very vocal critics is that it truly is a continuation of an age old tradition of getting mad at homeric reception. there were people in the 1st century complaining at vergil for Doing Homer Wrong. a critic named herennius pointed out everything he thought sucked in vergil's poetry. agrippa thought maecenas hired vergil to create a new poetic style and that style was Lame. quintus octavius avitus supposedly wrote an 8 volume series of every line he thought vergil plagiarized. i hope we get this every 2000 years from now on.

writing was invented for administrative purposes so really any other use of it is a perversion of the form

No but genuinely what do you think they were doing in that mf horse all day. NOT fucking? Please. Let's be realistic. They didn't have House MD recaps on youtube shorts back then. There was nothing else to do but fuck.

Tucker Carlson leaving the Republican Party is a tragedy. Charlie Kirk is dead, Ben Shapiro has fallen off the face of the earth, who will explain woke M&Ms to us?

On an unrelated note, why do all three of these guys have voices like whiny little nerd in an 80s teen movie? Is that a career requirement for becoming a Republican commentator?

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

you need daddy to complete you

daddy needs to be euthanized

playing hard to want