If a human is pinned against the magnet but has not experienced life-threatening injuries, DO NOT QUENCH THE MAGNET

nightmare double-feature: cruel intentions (1999) and what about bob (1991)

can i get a round of applause for proactively taking steps that have led to a new friendship that is enabling so many new schemes

people really freak out nowadays when faced with an omniscient narrator

four days laid out with new ailments means i'm being forced to directly engage with d*sney's childhood heterosexual marriage propaganda media monopoly

some of the best work in my field is happening right here, on tumblr dot com

If the paper weren't laid out in complete grammatical sentences and published in JACS, you'd swear it was the work of a violent lunatic. I ran out of vulgar expletives after the second page. A. G. Streng, folks, absolutely takes the corrosive exploding cake, and I have to tip my asbestos-lined titanium hat to him.

The sulfur chemistry of FOOF remains unexplored, so if you feel like whipping up a batch of Satan's kimchi, go right ahead.

i saw the best minds of my generation writing shifters fiction about the sex lives of stuffed animals

In This House We Eat Gruel

so not here for this

great news, the city of new york would like to offer me "affordable housing" across the street from a power plant for only $4700/month!

hallucinating a trumpet playing over an orchestra

Happy Day to the Earth 🌍

i love my job because routine work yields updates like, "so-and-so is doing groundbreaking work on baltimore english"

i swear i'm trying my best to execute tasks, it's just i keep getting distracted by important issues like figuring out if any of the states i've been to have three or more right angles