I then rock up like an irish potato

Lena: I love to ride. The feeling of untamed power between your legs that finally you get to control and guide. And it’s one of the most pleasuring things in the world.

Supergirl: Hhh…

-much more relevant and known than classic journalism in this day and age

-cult followings for specific people fits better now than “oh that’s Clark Kent! He works at a newspaper!”

-makes the idea that CatCo is the only good source of press for L Corp extra funny

-makes Lena buying it and actively running it HILARIOUS

-after interviewing with Clark and Kara, Lena goes and watches every video Kara is in and every quiz/article she’s ever made and she is immediately infatuated.

-CEO and richest person in the world Lena Luthor suddenly appears in countless CatCo videos with Kara. They start an unofficial “worth it?” series where they compare foods at various price points ($2 burrito vs $2,000 burrito) which Lena pays for.

-people make a million gifs of Kara gracelessly eating expensive food while Lena looks on with unbridled affection

-the fans call them Luvers

-Kara is also known for her series where she tries to interview Supergirl and it’s just videos of her trying to chase her down and always just barely missing her. There’s a fandom dedicated to shipping Kara with SG.

-a smaller subset ships all three of them: superLuvers

-Kara still wants to do hard hitting stories but is constantly ridiculed at press events. “I’m sorry, are you going to make a quiz out of this murder?” “MAYBE I WILL”

-someone realizes Kara is ripped, makes her do a workout series. She has to learn how to fake moderate exercise

-sweaty Kara videos lifting weights are the biggest hits for Catco

woke, lena with kara: