the most frightening thing is not that you named her after me but that you introduce our guests to her like she's alive. i fell in love with a wild one... but i guess your crazy matches mine so its okay. but lampena is NOT allowed snuggling with my mans. ever, got it? a man after my own heart, god i love you so much. now hand over the pickles!

Darling, I have to warn you before you come home and see the fridge… don’t be alarmed, but.. I might have bought an alarming amount of New York shop hot dogs once again. You might have to help me get through them, it’s that much.  @lenagomz​

what did i tell you about going out into the city by yourself? last time you brought home a lamp shaped like a leg, said it reminded you of me and now that's on your nightstand and throws our whole bedroom flow off. now you want to stuff my fridge full of hotdogs... did you at least bring condiments back with you too? specifically pickles, you know i MUST have pickles.

Before you make any plans to fill the day, I just wanna formally invite you to Christmas with the Grandes this year. Please feel free to have a plus one, but I’ve gotta warn you. Frankie’s an in your face Twilight fan. I’ll help you dodge him though. @lenagomz​

So Frankie will be there.... okay. I can handle that. I'll just need to take some meds to prepare for the headache I'll endure. I think we will have to worry more about him trying to get Robert to bite his neck or something and I honestly can't be 100% sure he'll keep his teeth to himself.