Take it and run.

Certainly. 

Perfect, recruit handsome boy to be my partner in crime; check. Are you a guest or an employee?

Does that mean you'll help me.

Did someone change around the lobby? It looks nice! 

Step two is moving everything a foot to the left and then watch as everyone starts to run into things.

Ghost shark? Damn. That’d be a hell of a way to go.

The movie would beg to differ. Just another Shark Week atrocity.

Hey it’s just the pool right? I mean how much damage can I do? You could just join me.

Who knows...maybe a ghost shark will come out of nowhere and bam. You're gone.

I’ve got clearance.

Technically no one has clearance seeing as the lifeguard's off duty and we'll be fucked if you drown.

Sorry, I was just trying to blow some steam off. Didnt know anyone else would be here.

That's because no one else is supposed to be here, yourself included.

Oh, I don't actually care as long as you clean up after yourself. I'm just letting you know.

That’s because I’ve never done drugs. It’s the hotels, I’m just drinking it.

The hotel has nicer stuff. Come on, I know where it is.

Stop asking me questions, you sound like you’re on drugs.

'You sound like you're on drugs'? That's what people who've never done drugs say. Besides this champagne really is shit, like why are you drinking this? Someone needs to crack open the nice stuff.

Are you kidding me? The champagne is shit. Who ordered this? Are these leftovers? Where is this even from?

Go ahead, they’re nothing private.

So what are you, a writer or something? 

Not at all, simply scribbling down my musings.

Your musings? Can I see, or are they private musings?