Lemon Latke

can you lez the fuck in

its crazy how nobodys made a good console since the wii

i dont even believe this or anything its just a line my girlfriend uses on any woman over twenty seven

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*