the world or nothing

i know its unhealthy to live in your own dream world but like…its safe bitch

31st of december this year the last kid ever born in the 90’s will become an adult.

timmy turner was a horrible person

dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan

He’s actually sixty years old, though. No really, in a special it was revealed Cosmo granted Timmy’s wish for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairy godparents forever and then wished for Cosmo to forget he granted the first wish, and it was literally fifty years before anyone found out.

FUCKING WHAT

This is the best, most concise explanation of the past four years ever.

does anyone

no

damn thanks anyway

Can’t cum until the McRib is back.

Tumblr app sent me a notification saying “luchadoreofliberty is a genius” and linked to this

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

do i have any followers that are billionaires? children of billionaires? relatives or lovers of billionaires? how do i actually make this happen? i know you got the connects. inbox me