get that tampon out of your butt and shut up.

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey

The very first pokemon.

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard

FOREVER REBLOG

I snorted so hard I was not expecting that

IS THAT A GIF IN A GIF IN A GIF

This is officially the best thing on tumblr.

Wtf

I forgot about this and here it is again. Now i will have it forever.

i have never seen this but i am that i had because this is the best thing ever

y’all ever wonder why half the beauty/cosmetics industry is geared towards anti-aging but they market almost none of it to men. i’ve never seen an ad for wrinkle cream for men, or age spot corrector for men, or youth serum for men, or crows feet treatment for men, like why are they allowed to age in peace but women aren’t. why can’t I just get fuckin old without every corner of every drugstore telling me it’s bad