ask kris lemche characters

silly goofy ask blog for characters played by kris lemche. as of currently i will only be answering asks for Ian Mckinley (FD3), Rex (My Little Eye), Sam (Ginger Snaps), Vince (RAGAU) and Caleb (A Simple Curve). more may be added in future.

unlike what the blog name may suggest this doesnt exist as an au / connected universe / whatever. the blog name is just a joke. the characters do not know eachother and this blog is running off the idea that each character is in their own respective world doing their own thing.

i will not be answering asks such as "What does Rex think of Sam" or "Would Ian beat Caleb in a fight" or what-have-you in character. i will answer them but i will be answering as myself.

Rules-- - right-wingers, proshippers, pro-endos, etc may not interact with this blog. unkindly please fuck off forever. - no nsfw asks. i am a minor. - just like!!!!! don't be a freak i guess!!!!!!

mandatory disclaimer that this blog is in no way associated with kris lemche whatsoever i am just some autistic loser who thought this would be funny.

Depends what you mean exactly by ‘stuff’…, but yes, I own a greenhouse / plant nursery. Mostly grow flowering plants and dwarf trees because they sell well. As well as whatever I think looks nice. Anything for myself though I grow in the back.

For Rex: Stop losing your head it's freaking Emma out! (Literally 😜)

For Sam: Stop hitting on minors, it's gross.

-An unstable little shit named Allison.

…thanks - Ian

You’re not funny. - Rex

“Emo boys should never have to die via falling sign <\3 “

-@ra3-and-t0d

You have a fish, a toy plane and a coin, you have to fight a bear, what would you do?

Adding Vince (Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead) to the roster >:]

boop!! boop boop boop boop!! boop attack!

Bisexual :) - Ian

idk I haven't really put much thought into it. women geat👍men also great👍everyone great👍committment not great👎great doesnt even look like a word anymore - Rex

I think straight... probably wrong though. - Caleb

ONE. which of the guys do you think would get along the worst / best and why

TWO. are there any other Kris characters being considered to add to this blog

teehee hi anon

personally I think Caleb and Sam would get on best. Since Caleb is the oldest of the 4 and slightly more laid back similar to Sam they’re both fairly low energy. I think everyone would get on with Caleb tbh. Meanwhile worst would be Rex and Ian. I don’t think they’d hate eachother but definitely piss eachother off in small ways. I can imagine them getting into arguments over nonsense because they’re both too snarky for their own good. Rex somehow managing to be less mature despite being the adult.

What's your thoughts on Wendy Christensen?

Try to convince Erin to go to the Graduation Night celebration instead of bunking and going to a drive in with her instead... Is that too much? I feel like that’s too much. Uh. Trying to pierce my own nose was kinda stupid - Ian

be born HABABHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. just kidding. trusting a random internet stranger when they said they’d give me a million dollars - Rex

Having… uh… intercourse. On a log. In the middle of the woods. - Caleb