Do Epic Shit

I’m a lazy texter. I read a text and I forget to even reply. If I text you 24/7 then you must be freaking special.

Can I skip to the part of my life where I’m financially stable and sleep next to the love of my life every night?

dating sucks i just want to be comfortable + in love with someone right now

If we can’t joke around & roast each other then we can’t date

honestly the women’s world cup had more lesbian representation than all films, tv shows and books combined

All I wanna do with my life is to travel and eat good food while laying on beautiful beaches with the love of my life.

There’s only winner this world cup, the gays

Struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture