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I was a king once. Okay. I was. Then they made me a bird. Then Mother Church came along and turned us all into saints, and trolls, and fairies. General Mills did the rest.

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Instagram AU: Madmoon and Sajinn in college
When we get together, we’re like two magnets. We’re just brought together with love and with touching.
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he stares at him from behind red-tinted glasses and shakes his head, “ yeh’ve go’ t’ be kiddin’ me mate, how ta fuck did yeh find me ? “ cassidy hadn’t run into the blast from the past in a long time and quite frankly, he had his own shit to deal with, like finding a certain God with his best mate and the lovely tulip.
「✗」 — With a small shrug, MAD SWEENEY hooked his thumbs under the braces that stretched across broad chest. “Don’t cover your track’s as well as ya think.” He replied, eyes narrowing at the vampire. “Runnin’ from someone then?” Why else would he sound IRRITATED that he found him??
" Only ten alcohol per hour. "
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「✗」 — Mouth opened to give a snappy response, only to CLOSE a second later. Clearly, the other man had to be drunk. What sort of phrasing was that?? Ten alcohol per hour wasn’t something he had heard before. “Think we should cut you off at four alcohol per hour.” He finally replied, plucking the glass from Shadow’s hand && draining it in one go. No use letting it go to waste.

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My boss’s never going to believe me if I look like this. You look fine! You look great.
“ There’s always been a god-shaped hole in man’s head. Trees were the first to fill it. MR. WOODwas the trees. Mr. Wood was the forest. Well, he was a very old god who saw something very new. He saw a god-fearing society turn towards complete industrialization. So what did he do? He sacrificed his trees. He sacrificed his forest. And he became SOMETHING ELSE.“
★*゚‘゚・Mirrors (2008)
these are quotes from the thriller/horror film ‘mirrors’. triggers may be present.
❝ I’m sorry… I… I… I wasn’t trying to get away… ❞ ❝ No, please don’t… ❞ ❝ You shaved? ❞ ❝ Sorry, I’m late… Have you been waiting long? ❞ ❝ You need a place to stay? ❞ ❝ Anyway, you know you are always welcome to stay at our house.❞ ❝ How are things going between the two of you? ❞ ❝ Do you know the Mayflower on West 38th Street? ❞ ❝ …You have reached ________. I am not available to take your call. Please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can. ❞ ❝ Thank God you didn’t show up any later. This place gives me the chills at night. … No electricity, and all these mirrors… ❞ ❝ You know, I live in, Brooklyn near a Jewish neighborhood, and when someone dies, they cover all the mirrors in their house. ❞ ❝ They say it’s to keep the soul of the dead from being trapped in the mirrors… ❞ ❝ Believe it or not, there’s always a bit of truth in any superstition. Am I right? ❞ ❝ He was completely obsessed with these damn mirrors. He’d spend the entire night polishing them. ❞ ❝ I was wounded during a holdup… It kind of changed my perspective on things. ❞ ❝ Grandpa says there are ghosts in the store… Is that true? ❞ ❝ Fuck… ❞ ❝ Sometimes they make mistakes, ______. It happens… ❞ ❝ Grown-ups don’t make mistakes. Only little children do. ❞ ❝ What is that? ❞ ❝ Does he deserve his birthday present? ❞ ❝ I’m good, very good… What time will ______ be back?❞ ❝ Do you want me to fix you a snack? ❞ ❝ Duh, open it stupid! ❞ ❝ _____, can I talk to you, in private? ❞ ❝ I already asked you not to drop by without calling, didn’t I? ❞ ❝ I don’t need your calls in the middle of the night. I’m better off without them. ❞ ❝ Look at yourself. You’re still carrying around so much of that anger. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to yell at you… Things could be so different between us. ❞ ❝ I wasn’t planning on staying. ❞ ❝ What are you looking at? ❞ ❝ Come on, you’ve been looking at yourself for more than half an hour. You never used to be so vain. ❞ ❝ You can’t avoid them. They’re everywhere… ❞ ❝ The mirrors… In the department store, at every street corner, in the windows of every fucking building in this city. I feel like I’m not the one looking into the mirrors, but rather they’re looking at me. ❞ ❝ You need a drink. ❞ ❝ Don’t you think you’re being a little bit paranoid? ❞ ❝ Mirrors are just glass and silver, ______…. ❞ ❝ I’ve just been through the craziest day here… No kidding! Your ex-colleagues came to pay us a visit… ❞ ❝ Did they mention the cause of death? ❞ ❝ Damn… What is happening to me? ❞ ❝ Are you OK? What’s happening? What are you doing here? ❞ ❝ I need you to do me a favor… ❞ ❝ I need to find out how he died… ❞ ❝ You are no longer a cop, ______. This isn’t your business anymore. ❞ ❝ …Seven years of bad luck. ❞ ❝ You’re not even allowed to be here. I could get fired for this. ❞ ❝ What is happening to you? What is all this supposed to mean? ❞ ❝ Don’t you find it strange that this mirror doesn’t reflect an exact image of reality? ❞ ❝ Look at the piece of mirror in his hand. In the reflection of the mirror it’s covered in blood, and look- in reality, it’s clean. Not a drop of blood… ❞ ❝ What if the mirrors were showing us something different? ❞ ❝ What if the mirrors were reflecting something that goes beyond reality? ❞ ❝ OK… This is way over my head. I don’t have time for your barfly theories. ❞ ❝ You should go home and get some rest. This guy probably just killed himself because he couldn’t live with himself anymore. It happens to thousands of people, you know… ❞ ❝ Amy called me today, she’s worried about you. What’s happening, _____? ❞ ❝ I need this job, I need the money. I’m not going to sleep on your couch for the rest of my life! ❞ ❝ He would spend hours looking at himself… ❞ ❝ To look at oneself too much is a sin. A terrible sin. Do you know sir, in the Garden of Eden in order to seduce Eve, Satan did not keep the appearance of a snake… Satan reproduced the young woman’s traits in such a way that Eve would only see and listen to the image of herself… As in a mirror. ❞ ❝ I’m _____ …. _____? I’m right he– …❞ ❝ There… In the mirror… ❞ ❝ I think maybe I’m losing my mind. ❞ ❝ Be careful… Love you. ❞ ❝ Come take a look for yourself. ❞ ❝ He won’t stop here. I know him, he won’t stop until he finds who did this to her. ❞ ❝ What kind of friend are you? You are using him. ❞ ❝ You have to see someone _____. You cannot stay in this situation any longer. You need help, psychological support. ❞ ❝ I don’t want to put them in any danger. ❞ ❝ I’ve got things I need to deal with. ❞ ❝ Why did you do it? WHY? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL HER? ❞ ❝ What is it you want? What do you want from me? ANSWER ME! WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?! ❞ ❝ He doesn’t want me to talk about him. ❞ ❝ He lives in the mirror in our room. ❞ ❝ Did your father talk to you about the mirrors? ❞ ❝ You know, _______, when one starts to perceive one’s own reflection as a completely separate being, one is suddenly confronted with two entirely separate egos, two entirely separate worlds that can surface at any give moment- ❞ ❝ In order to… to destroy the mirrors. Only fire can destroy a mirror, isn’t that right, _______? ❞ ❝ What made you want to destroy those mirrors, Terrence? ❞ ❝ For what reason? Why would mirrors want to kill your family? ❞ ❝ I’m doing it to protect you. ❞ ❝ Do you mind telling me what the hell you’re doing? ❞ ❝ You have to trust me _______, I’m not completely crazy… These mirrors are dangerous. At first, I thought it was only the ones at the store, but now I know they can get you anywhere. ❞ ❝ What are you doing with that gun… Put it down, BEN… PUT IT DOWN RIGHT NOW! ❞ ❝ You’re still alive, aren’t you? ❞ ❝ There’s something in the house… Something in the mirrors. ❞ ❝ Anyplace is gonna have mirrors or windows… Anything you can see your self in is dangerous. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry about everything I’ve put you through… I didn’t want to… ❞ ❝ You’re not a journalist, are you? What do you want? ❞ ❝ If you don’t help me I may lose the only thing that matters to me. ❞ ❝ Tell me why are the mirrors from the old hospital so determined to find you? ❞ ❝ You’re coming with me, now. ❞ ❝ Answer! God damn it… Answer the phone… ❞ ❝ Something’s wrong over there, ______ is not answering. ❞
lowkey-livin replied to your post: how many chickens would I have to sacrifice to get...
In the wise words of the Hound ‘Every fuckin chicken’
when I find myself in times of trouble Sandor Clegane comes to me speaking words of wisdom every fuckin’ chicken

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how many chickens would I have to sacrifice to get any sort of ship with a laura after that ep