peace at last

You, my friend, are adorable.

What, why? No I'm not.

Maybe, maybe not. Mm, I thought you’d feel that way.

I'm going for the maybe being a definitely and the maybe not being definitely. Sorry for making myself too obvious then.

The one that says we can’t be friends, since I don’t think I’d be down for just kissing you that one time. We should make that a regular thing.

Oh, really now? Are you sure you're not the one who loves me? But, y'know, that doesn't sound like a bad rule change.

I think I’m gonna change the rules.

Which ones?

Yes, yes I do.

Okay, good.

I know she is, she’s an amazing lady. I mean, you have to be pretty amazing to pop me out. You so do, you’re just denying it. It’s alright, most people deny it at first, but you’ll warm up to me. 

You're a complete dick, you know that?

Mommy says I’m special. See, I told you. You love me.

Your Mommy is a smart person. --I don't love you! I didn't even.. Just shhh.

Mhm, yeah. People who are more than friends do more than that, duh. You don’t kiss all of your friends like that?

Your logic behind literally everything is... Interesting. I can't say I've kissed any of my friends like that if I'm honest.

You’re lucky we’re getting married and I can’t be friends with you, or else I’d totally do that again.

That's what friends do? Welp, you learn something new everyday.

Yeah, alright.

Stop doubting me, your head's growing.

Mhm, yeah, suuuuure you are.

You don't know what's going on inside me, I am.

I’m not crushing your dreams, shush. So you’re saying, that if I just did this—

Stop telling me to shush, meanie. You're so--

That’s a nice joke. Oh, hush, you know I’m beautiful, and you know you’ve wanted to kiss me since the moment you saw me. Aging’s alright, I like aging. Excuse you, it’s totally fun.

I could! Stop doubting me and trying to crush my dreams. Nope, see, I think I'm throwing up a little in my mouth from you even talking about it. Ew. Ageing it is then. Maybe for you, it's too high for me.

You’re going to be a rebel? Weird. Hmph, fine, then it’s a good thing you don’t have to worry about that happening any time soon. Shhhh, I am not old. ‘Cause, then I can pick you up.

I could be a rebel if I wanted to be a rebel. Well, good, 'cause that would've been gross and I probably would've cried. Alright fine, you're ageing. That's not a good or fun thing.

'Cause I'm the rule maker, duh. So basically, what you're saying, is that if I kissed you, you wouldn't like it at all? I'm hurt, Jones. Totally hurt. Shut up, I'm not old! That's good, though. I like that you're tiny. It's more fun.

Then I'll just have to break the rules instead. Mhm, that's, uh, that's exactly what I'm saying. You're a big boy, you'll get over it in no time. Yeah you are. Eighteen, practically a pensioner. How is me being tiny more fun, dork?

Mhm, you’re pretty mean when you want to be. Uh, excuse you, those aren’t the rules. You know you love me. I know you love me. Don’t deny yourself the happiness. Uh, I think they’re like 24 and 26, but I’m not sure. I’m not ancient, shush. Is he like, a big dude?

Liar. I'm an angel, I don't do mean. How come you get to make rules but when I do, they don't get to count, huh? I'm going to need to get a pin and pop your head in a minute, Quinn, I swear. Loving you wouldn't automatically give happiness. Ah, that's pretty cool then, oldie. Mhm, he is. I think he stole my growth genes.