Leif Writes Fic

Hi, I'm a non binary lesbian who made a blog to write fanfic. You can use she/they to refer to me. Because I don't want this tied to my main blog or anywhere else, that's all I'll say about myself. please don't try to find my main or my other socials. thanks.

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I'm basing this blog solely off of requests. Although, because I enjoy writing when I know what I'm writing about, I'll only write fic for fandoms I'm in. I'm currently accepting fic requests for: CRK, Date Everything, The Good Place, and Brooklyn Nine-Nine. I want to mainly focus on f/f fics because those are my favorites, but that doesn't mean I won't write others. Also want to clairify: I will do x reader fics. Okay, I know i mainly wrote fanfic related stuff, but I will also do headcanons upon request :3

Boundaries

Mac will randomly tell you random facts and tidbits of knowledge they find you may like; ex "you've seen 1.2% of the world from lockscreen stockphotos alone" or "your most visited website is valdivian's landing page." They do this out of affection, but they often tell of things that could be taken as offensive from anyone else.

They love to listen to you talk about literally anything. Anything you say they pay attention as if it is the most fascinating thing in the world, because, well, it sort of is to them.

they love it when you ruffle their hair. it is very soft.

sometimes they'll feel they aren't doing enough and will fixate on doing as much as possible for you for the next week or so, prioritizing you over themselves. they're aware it isn't healthy but it's a habit they struggle to break.

sometimes you'll catch them staring off into space and you'll ask what they were thinking about and it'll be like "I was just thinking about the {insert incredibly complicated thing that you need extensive knowledge to even understand what the fuck they're talking about}

whilst not the hugest fan of being called pet names, they have multiple pet names for you that are either used non-stop or in very specific circumstances where you're not really sure if they even classify as pet names.

In terms of injury scenarios, I'd imagine they keep going unless they can't. In the event of a K.O for any reason, they'd probably RUN full speed with the injured Hank with complete disregard for anything (or anyone.)

Sort of like sharks, no one in the house ever sees the Hanks stop moving - even when they appear to be, there's always a slight muscle twitch or a tapping of the foot.

Sometimes they just sit in a circle and - although it seems as if they're doing nothing - they'll stand up and be like "Alright! We've made a decision!"

all spent a whole week learning how to do a back-flip and then did nothing with that skill.

has scared the non-living CRAP out of some objects because sometimes they like to just appear from nowhere and then they start talking about what they did today like they didn't just preform a magic trick.

Stella tried to rope them into her pyramid scheme unsuccessfully; and it went like this: Stella: Well hello Hanks! Could I interest you in signing up to buy some--Hank #4: No thanks brah! Hank #1: We only need one thing, and that thing is--(All:) RED BOWL!!!!!!! Stella didn't speak to them after that.

always happy to speak to the player 'cause "they know so much stuff".