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Five, not missing a beat: I don’t know dad, can you pass away?

Tuvok laying down some pure Vulcan wisdom about recovering from trauma, that I think also applies to mental illness and a lot of other life events/situations.

me: *looks off into the distance*

My brain:

Wil: A tripod

Kara: oh :)

Lena: she isn’t ill, I just think she can do better

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

Legolas: ugh fucking hobbits

Merry: Frodo what’d he say

Frodo: I’m not sure he speaks a weird dialect but I think he’s insulting us. I should tell him I can understand Elvish

Merry: I mean you could do that but consider

Merry: you can only tell him ONCE

Legolas: umm well your accent is horrible

Aragorn: *hollering from a distance* HIS ACCENT IS BETTER THAN YOURS LEGOLAS YOU SILVAN HICK

“Teenagers shouldn’t be involved in politics!” …and religion shouldn’t be involved in the government and men shouldn’t be involved in women’s healthcare, but here we are.”