sunrise, parabellum

for all that Kim complains about juvie, he sure has a soft spot for kids… Also, rub the lamb, its good for you

Almost 57 years ago!

tried to set a trap for the wandering hero of justice but instead i caught the wandering villainous pervert. but i have no clue what to do with it. the trap was supposed to be really embarrassing and demeaning but the villainous pervert seems to outright enjoy that kind of thing.

This was a pretty awesome trap can you let me out now

I was gonna use it as a test subject for an assault and battery of tests but it's hard to do pervert experiments on someone who's already a pervert. No, I'm not going to let you out. Uh. Presses the lever that drops you through a series of pipes and chutes surrounded by disembodied hands that force you into a pretty dress that's secretly a bondage thing but you're also still being held up dangling by the hands.

Kyaaaaa~!!! XD

Ugh. It doesn't even repeat insistently that it'll defeat me. What's the point?

i will defeat you

Wait fuck did the trap not reset in time. You shouldn't be down here, little hero. I left a little package of herotreats in the. Definitely-not-a-trap up there. Don't you want them?

the only thing i want is to defeat every villain. starting with you

No! Wait! Stop! That's my favorite white tile on the floor right there! If you step on it and get it dirty... I don't know what I'd do. I'd be defeated forever.

you fool. you've revealed your weakness. steps on it triumphantly

what the hell. release me at once so i can defeat you

I'm just trying to see what else I can activate! ☆ ~ XP

You know that if you activate anything, you and the hero of justice will be forced through the same chambers and end up in the same weird outfit. Then it'd be too hard for me to tell the two of you apart. Also don't press anything I still need to challenge the hero of justice to a game of tickling.

I HAVE TO ACTIVATE IT IMMEDIATELY. STARTS FLAILING FOR THE CONTROLS

i will defeat you

Alright, and which one of you pressed the buttons?

I pressed the buttons~! ^_^

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

And boy are they clumsy

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

BONK!

people around me are always discussing love island