Rube

either nobody proof-read my textbook after they wrote it, or they used chat-p-fucking-t to put it together. now i’m going to be spending all my time fact-checking across different sources because i *can’t* trust something that prints false information that could easily have been reviewed.

they should pay me 1 million dollars. for being a sweetie

there are people who still slutshame ?????? there are queer people who still slutshame ?????????

hey baby you give me heart palpitations <3 surely it isn’t the atomoxetine <333

“hey I want to do your nails again sometime soon“ drooling howling BARKING

wow yes hello university i would LOVE to shell out literally 4 thousand dollars to teach myself a month-long asynchronous online class that is required for my degree. no it doesn‘t make me nauseous why would you say that

take a moment today to support Yasmin and her family here

happy pride isnt it wild how their parents will like you and find you endearing and routinely bring you up in conversation in a positive light until They Find Out and you Become the Unspeakable

a 4.0 feels sooooooooo good after watching it drop during undergrad

the whole emaciation trend is a thinly-veiled method of sociopolitical control btw

i turned on personalized ads on youtube to block all of the AI advertisements and now they’re just showing me cottage cheese

the new dietary guidelines don’t make much sense until you realize that almost half of the advisors have private interests in the dairy and beef industries

5 days left in the semester……..yes i am tearing my eyelashes out one by one and YES do i regret procrastinating

the first time i told them i had feelings for them they asked if i meant like beyond sex. like babe did you think i meant horny. did you think that by feelings i meant horny.

butches that paint your nails for you >>>>>>>>>