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He’s used to people using him as a human shield, or just leaving the altercation once it’s over, not waiting for him to come to

He’s surprised when he wakes after he dies for the first time while fighting with Spidey and the man is still there, sitting next to him

He leaves once Deadpool is up and talking again, but the gesture sticks with Wade

One time, Deadpool comes to while the fight is still happening. He wakes to see Spider-Man the angriest he’s ever been

He’s holding a guy up by the front of his shirt, eyes narrowed to slits. The guy is barely conscious, blood streaming from his nose and mouth, eyes black and bruised

“You killed him. Do you know what that means? You just murdered a man.”

Spidey’s voice is low and dangerous, a tone Deadpool has never heard from him before

“He’ll be fine, he’s Deadpool, Deadpool doesn’t, like, die, right?” The half-conscious man splutters, trying to pull away

“You— what? You think just because he comes back he doesn’t die?” Spider-Man’s voice raises until he’s shouting in this man’s face, “Did you see what you did to him? He felt that. He isn’t immune to pain you dickwad, he’s going to live and feel everything you put him through. You fucking killed him and he has to feel that.”

Spider-Man throws the man to the ground, “turn yourself in. And if you don’t, I swear to god, I will find you and put you through hell.”

“Piece of shit.” Spidey mutters under his breath, turning back to Deadpool

His eyes widen comically large when he sees Deadpool awake and realises that he saw the outburst

“You care…” Deadpool whispers, smiling

“Shut up”

“You care… that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for me,”

“Shut up ‘pool”

“If I don’t, will you talk to me like that?”

“No!”

The things I do for Deadpool lmao

Wade gave them to Peter on their two year anniversary, surprising him over dinner.

Peter almost cried, it was such a personal gesture, like they belong to each other now. Officially. Wade started fidgeting in his seat, getting uncomfortable with how emotional the moment was getting.

Peter never takes them off, he wears them under his shirt at work, in the shower, under the suit. He likes feeling the cool metal on his skin.

I have exams

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AND I've started my first big fic :3

I have 5 chapters bullet pointed for plot and I'm so excited hehe

Yes it's spideypool, of course, and its gonna be LONGGGGGG

I shall post updates and bits and pieces as I think of it an write, but I want to get the whole thing planned before I start posting so I can have a consistent schedule

how does one access the dark web

Maybe he needed the money, maybe he too was sick, maybe he was kidnapped

And weapon X was how he got his powers

The spider was genetically modified to be a horrifying mix of species, the thing was barely alive, but the scientists had made an amalgamation that maybe, just maybe, could be transferred to a human

Parker being experimented on, given insect blood, being bitten by these poor creatures that were barely spiders, injected with venom

Toyed with

That’s how it happened

And what if he was there at the same time as Wade Wilson

Operating tables placed next to each other, Wade’s rambling keeping Peter sane

Hearing a non-violent voice wasn’t common

When the experiments work and Peter gets his powers, he realises he can finally escape, and takes Wade with him. It’s the least he can do

Peter and Wade escaping the facility together, finding civilisation together, reintegrating together

Only the other knows what each has been through, they only know for sure that the other is trustworthy

They both like having the other’s entire body weight on top of them, the deep pressure is comforting to them. They take turns lying on top of one another on the sofa since there isn’t really enough space for both of them.

Peter likes to make himself small and let himself be enveloped by Wade. It makes him feel safe and like he can relax cause someone is finally taking care of him, watching his back.

He passes out from blood loss and the healing factor isn’t as fast as Deadpool’s, so he panics

Deadpool never has to worry about first aid because he’s always fine, and he’s never had anyone else to worry about before

He carries Spidey to one of his safe-houses, places him on the bed, and just puts a wet towel on the wound

Then, he googles what to do when someone passes out from blood loss

Google tells him to go to hospital which is obviously not fucking happening

He finally remembers to put pressure on the wound and presses both hands down, sitting on the floor next to the bed and waiting

Spider-Man wakes up fine an hour later, of course, and the whole episode is over but Deadpool can’t get over how incompetent he felt

He signs up to a first aid course with the local ambulance and goes to a month long course once a week to learn at least the basics. Deadpool, in full gear, doing basic first aid lessons with civilians. The usually insubordinate vigilante taking advice and actually listening to the instructor, practicing cpr and bandaging and splints and taking it completely seriously

(Also spidery Peter yay)

As some of you may know, spiders are weird when it comes to mating and, with some species the females kill the males (like the black widow and dark fishing spider) afterwards

Unbeknownst to Peter, he may have picked up some of these behaviours with the bite

Peter reacts to being bitten. He’s not scared or anything, but his body has decided that being bitten means he needs to go down. It’s a contradiction between the spider thinking biting means he needs to go pliant and the normal, human side knowing that being bitten isn’t that bad.

Peter and Wade had been getting close lately. Their relationship has developed from occasionally working together to intentionally working together to watching movies together on Wade’s sofa and sharing popcorn

They’re watching Star Wars (a new hope) sat next to each other with a large bowl full of popcorn balanced on the cushions between them

They had argued on patrol about what movie to watch later since it was a Friday evening and Peter had no job to get to in the morning. They had eventually agreed that Star Wars was satisfactory but then it was which Star Wars. That argument took a while. Eventually Peter suggested they just watch all of them. Luckily they both agreed on the correct order

Wade had changed out of his suit and into shorts and a t-shirt, Peter was wearing borrowed shorts and one of Wade’s knock off Spider-Man shirts that he’d definitely given him on purpose even though he denied it since his suit was too hot and gross for the summer evening

Both men had watched the film multiple times and were quoting entire scenes at each other, Peter even had a whole “did you know, in the original version-“ rant only for Wade to respond with a noncommittal “mhm, I’ve known that for ages”. Peter threw a piece of popcorn at his head

The movie continues and the both of them are thoroughly engrossed. Wade and Peter both try and pick the same piece at one point. Peter snatches it, Wade grabs his hand and tries to pry the popcorn out and Peter throws it across the room. If he can’t have it, now Wade can’t. Wade glares at him and Pater grins back smugly. As an attempt at a petty comeback, Wade bites Peter’s hand.

It's only for a moment, then Wade throws Peter's hand back to him and goes back to watching the film. Wade looks away from him, he looks annoyed, and Peter realises that he feels bad. He feels terrible. He wants to apologise and wants Wade to not be annoyed at him. He brings his knees up and hugs them to his chest, getting lost in spiralling thoughts, staring at the TV but not really paying attention.

It takes a little over a minute for Wade to notice that Peter isn't enjoying the movie anymore, even the trash-compacter scene isn't entertaining him, and he looks over quizzically. Peter continues staring ahead, he looks like he's dissociated.

"Hey Pete, you good?"

Peter shakes his head, but doesn't look at him.

Wade puts the bowl of popcorn on the floor and turns to sit facing Peter. "I'm not upset, man, it's all good"

Peter hugs himself tighter and nods. Wade pauses the film, "Pete, talk to me, what's wrong?"

Finally, Peter looks away from the screen, "I'm sorry"

"You don't-"

"I really don't want to make you feel bad"

Wade blinks. This is so odd coming from Peter. They're always fine messing with each other, they always piss each other off, but it's never that deep. However, something has clearly happened this time. Wade doesn't know what's wrong, but neither does Peter, supposedly. Only thing Wade is sure of is that Peter is the one who needs the comfort, not him. "D'you want a hug?"

Peter nods again and crawls over to Wade, making himself small to fit against Wade's chest so that he's almost fully enveloped when he wraps his arm around him. Wade feels the tension in Peter’s shoulders dissipate as he melts into him.

Peter has never been overly touchy, not like Wade is. It’s not that he doesn’t like touch, but Wade is normally the one to initiate. Wade rests his chin on the top of Peter’s head and presses play, they continue the film curled together.

By the time Obi-wan dies, Peter feels better. He sits back against the sofa, away from Wade, “I dunno what happened there”, he rubs the back of his neck in embarrassment, “sorry about that”

“It’s all good baby boy, we all need some tlc now and then, just try let me know if you’re gonna go all sad and pouty on me again”

“Yeah… I’ll do my best”

Peter turns back to the film, and so does Wade, he's still not paying attention, but this time for a different reason.

He genuinely doesn’t know what happened. He’s never felt like that before. He was so upset. All he wanted to do was make it up to Wade, he wanted to be good for Wade, he wanted Wade to tell him it’s was all ok. But why? Peter focuses, he had felt upset after Wade had pulled away, after he’d bitten his hand, but neither of them had done anything too different. Peter shakes his head, trying to physically get rid of the confusion and just focus on the movie. He could worry about whatever that was at a more convenient time.

Ok, I need to explain what's going on here. Basically, I've messed with the concept of subspace and subdrop to make it fit this spidery Peter headcanon. When Pete gets bitten, he enters subspace (only if he is comfortable, he allows his body to slip into it) and the concept comes from biting behaviour from spiders. Because he doesn't know what's going on, and neither does Wade here, he isn't brought down from his subspace slowly/gently and he experiences subdrop.

btw, subspace and subdrop are terms used most commonly in bdsm communities and in reference to sex or intimate activities, so while I am not writing that here, if you do look into it on your own, that it what you'll find :)

Peter squints at his phone and picks up. The line is silent for a good ten seconds and Peter is just about to ask if Wade is there when he finally speaks

His voice is shaky and quiet and the unfamiliarity of this tone coming from the normally upbeat Deadpool throws Peter

“Can I come over?”

“…of course”

Wade hangs up immediately and leaves Peter staring at the ceiling and wondering what just happened

Less than a minute later Peter hears the window in his living room being pushed open. He should be surprised but the idea of Wade waiting outside to get permission to come in when he normally barges in like he lives here fills Peter with concern

He stumbles out of bed an grabs a hoodie from the back of a chair then walks to the living room

“Wade?” He asks cautiously. He can see the man’s silhouette against the moonlight coming through the window

Wade doesn’t speak, he steps towards Peter slowly, like he’s unsure of himself

“…Wade?” Peter is getting scared

Wade takes the last few hurried steps to Peter and wraps his arms around him, burying his face in Peter’s neck

Peter freezes for only a second before hugging Wade back and holding him tight

Wade is trembling like he’s trying to hold back tears and his breathing is overly controlled. Peter recognises the breathing exercises his aunt had taught him to do to calm himself down. Wade squeezes Peter tighter when his hug is reciprocated

“It’s alright, you’re safe, I’ve got you Wade, I’m right here” Peter murmurs as he rubs circles on Wade’s back

A single sob shakes Wade and he noses into Peter’s neck, hiding himself from the world and letting the soft words of comfort wash over him

The two stay stood in the middle of the living room for a long time, until Wade is breathing normally and can bring himself to peel away from Peter

The first thing Wade says is “sorry”

Peter physically feels his heart break in two

“No, nu uh, you have nothing to be sorry about, don’t you dare apologise for being human Wade”

Wade bites his lip to hold back tears and nods

“D’you want to stay here tonight?” Peter doesn’t think that Wade is in any state to be alone, let alone travel in New York City in the middle of the night. He also doesn’t want to leave Wade like this, he needs to make sure Wade is ok

Wade nods again

Peter leads him to the bedroom and hands Wade an oversized sleep shirt, then excuses himself to grab Wade a glass of water to give him a bit of privacy

He feels awkward about sleeping in the same bed as Wade, but he can’t think of anything else he’d rather do. Wade seems fragile, it’s a state that Peter had never seen from him before. The concept of Wade hiding his sadness and fear from him, or forcing the persona he always wears, makes Peter want to protect this side of him. He needs Wade to know that it’s ok to feel, that being vulnerable is ok, that it’s ok to show all sides of himself to Peter. That Peter is safe.

Peter had used Wade a bit like a beacon, a lighthouse cutting through the fog over a dark sea. Whenever Peter had had a bad day, Wade is always smiling and joking and making everything better. Thinking about it, Wade makes Peter feel safe.

Wade deserves to feel like Peter feels when Wade is around.

Peter places the glass of water down on the bedside table and walks around to the other side. Wade is sat on the edge awkwardly, so at least they’re both in the same boat. Peter gets into bed and Wade copies him, like he was waiting for permission. They both face away from each other and Peter can slightly feel the heat radiating off of Wade, an assurance that he’s still there

“I had a nightmare…” Wade says, “I wanted- needed someone who’d get it. Thank you.”

Peter’s not sure what to say. ‘Anytime’ feels too casual. “I’m always going to be here for you, Wade” he says, “promise” he adds, and he means it

Wade’s breathing slows only a minute later and he’s fast asleep. He sounds calm and Peter really hopes he feels safe now.

Deadpool gets a job at Costa after he vows to get out of the mercenary business

This specific Costa just so happens to be across the street from Peter’s office

He goes there every day at about 8:50am to get a morning coffee before work, just so happens that Deadpool likes the opening shift

Deadpool gets to know the regulars, he has a good memory, and whenever someone he recognises walks in he hurriedly interrupts them with “no no no, don’t tell me” and makes what he thinks is their drink from memory

If he gets it wrong he dramatically throws it into the bin and assures them he’ll get it next time, then makes the correct drink

When Peter walks in for the first time, Wade loses his shit

He had no idea he’d be so close to Spidey’s civilian job, it was a complete coincidence, really, but he’s not complaining

Peter pretends to be annoyed, but it’s impossible not to find Wade’s enthusiasm contagious

He likes being able to go see Wade and complain about work during his shift, if needs be

The both of them are utterly oblivious to the rumours that are circulating around the other costa staff

Sometimes they slip up and forget to separate their civilian lives from the vigilante stuff and Wade greets Peter with “baby boy!” or Peter says “see you later” as he leaves

Naturally, the Costa staff assume they’re dating, giving knowing glances at each other behind Wade’s back and peering at the pair from behind the coffee machine

One time, Wade is in the back when Peter comes in. He’s summoned out by the woman at the till shouting “Wade, your boyfriends here!”

There are some things that I just can’t share with the people in my life

Now that it’s warmer, the scars on my body are lighter, pale and almost white instead of purple and red

And they look nice in the sun

I like how the light shines off of them

I can see the way the skin has healed around the keloid scar, there are lines where the skin stretches and it’s so detailed. Fascinating how the human body works.

It’s sad how people look at me and avert their eyes, like it’s shameful to look

I want people to see

Scars are pretty, I think

They’re unique and colourful and bumpy and they tell a story

I feel like Deadpool is an 'I listen to everything' person, but he actually means it

He likes to listen to hyperpop and vocaloid stuff to motivate himself and as a 'theme tune' for his day

Peter likes Pixies and The Smashing Pumpkins and The Smiths - that sort of vibe

I do however think they're both theatre kids who know all the words to Hamilton off by heart and sing duets, belting out Good For You and All You Wanna Do

Deadpool draining his own blood for Spidey to drink

Due to the spidery metabolism, Peter often gets tired easily or needs a stupid amount of nutrients to feel ‘normal’

Peter drinking Wade’s blood from plastic bottles Wade had put into the fridge for him, taking one out every morning and having it with breakfast

or, Peter latched onto Wade's arm, drinking from a knife wound in his forearm

make my boy eat bugs

give him fangs

make him sleep in a web

cocoon his enemies