Legally sleep deprived

Forget spooky time bitches, it’s time to think about presents!

I am very excited to announce that unlike last year where I had just delivered a whole ass human out of my body, I will actually have the brain power to personally participate in my own gift exchange

Because of the Pandemic, I am also creating a sub-category of exchange buddies who just want to do handmade gifts, because broke bitches still like presents

A refresher on the basics:

Each year dozens of law students / lawyers sign up to exchange small fun gifts in order to brighten each other’s lives during what is usually an awful hellscape of exams / q4 billables etc.

After the sign-up deadline passes, I send you two emails, paring you with two different buddies for the exchange: one to send you a gift, and one to receive a gift from you

The “secret” part of it is really the level of anonymity you choose to retain from your tumblr pseudonym. I don’t take people’s addresses, because that’s creepy and I’m not a serial killer

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Law Students in Real Life

Law Students: 

BRB Hiding Off In Real Lawblr With All My Other Salty Swamp Witches

Good question anon! Here’s my secret: the old folks home lets us out for an hour of water aerobics every day and while the other residents are huffing and puffing like a bunch of suckers I’m off to the side of the pool with everything I need for posting quality content to Tumblr Dot Com.