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teenagedfeminist

I’ll have to dig it out, I’m still not fully unpacked. >.>;

But I will leaf around in my trunks and find it for you! I will let you know as soon as I do.

leftinalurch

You're a peach uvu

#replies #dani

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teenagedfeminist

Don’t mock my pain. It makes me wheat tears of sorrow every time.

leftinalurch

I'm going to walk away before this gets too punful.

I'll take you're book, though, thank you very much. :)

#replies #dani

teenagedfeminist

Because then your family comes in and are like ‘oh no are you cooking meth in here!?’ and you’re like ‘no the power is out and i want butter on my bread but its hard as a rock so I’m melting it!’ and they’re like ‘then why are you using a beaker!’ and you say ‘cause all the dishes are dirty!’ then they say ‘why are you holding it over a candle!’ and you groan and remind them ‘the power is out dear liza!’

…then you end up eating your bread with no butter for sassing everyone. ):

leftinalurch

....

that is a very heartwarming story.

and butterwarming.

#;DDDD #replies #dani

teenagedfeminist

No way! It’s just how they do it in commercial kitchens!

…but I would avoid melting butter over a bunsen burner.

leftinalurch

WHY NOT? That sounds cool!!

#replies #dani

teenagedfeminist

I’ve gotten better! D: …Nyx even lets me cook unsupervised.. sometimes…

Oh.. well still! I’d be happy to let you have the book! If you do ever get a scale..

leftinalurch

My mom's gonna think I've gone mad scientist.

#replies #dani

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teenagedfeminist

…okay so here’s the deal. At my old school you could take culinary as an elective. I maybe stole a baking textbook. But the recipes are kinda useless without scales… oops…

#don't ask me to cook though #apparently peanut butter doesn't belong in everything#and turning the oven up higher doesn't make it cook faster #or make cookies crunchier#and apparently salt is an enhancer #like sprinkling #not dumping #who knew

leftinalurch

....

I'm worried about you burning down a kitchen.....

And I don't have scales. 8(

#replies #dani

Can I just place an order for Johnny Mackenzie?

I couldn't manage to nab his soul, so he's not mine to sell. :(((((

#that coulda been my big break #asks #nyxcarver

teenagedfeminist replied to your post: do you only sell peanut cookies? what about allergies?

I’ll trade you two whole cookie recipe for two whole dozen cookie.

tempting proposition. What've you got.

#teenagedfeminist #replies

do you only sell peanut cookies? what about allergies?

NO WAY. One type of cookie would be BORING. When I launch a full cookie business, there'll be at least, like, 10 whole kinds of cookie.

#asks #Anonymous

johnnymackenzie

HAH! I sold my soul long ago to rock n’ roll. B)

leftinalurch

DRAT. Foiled by rock n' roll once again.

I'll get you next time, Rockstar. B(

#replies #johnny

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Hello, I'd like to place an order for 10 dozen Emm cookies featuring Johnny Mackenzie

Sadly they are still but a dream on the distant horizon. :,(

#asks #Anonymous

johnnymackenzie

GEEZ… :)

Wait, what do you mean “for now”. B( I don’t have any money.

leftinalurch

"For Now"

Until I come to collect your soul. >8)

#replies #johnny

johnnymackenzie

!!!!

I…don’t even know what to say, I didn’t think you’d actually DO IT. Oh man…hahaha

Looks AWESOME 8)

leftinalurch

No Problem, sir. Your lovely smile is reward enough.

for now.

#replies #johnny

johnnymackenzie

Okay I’m here I’m back where’s the cookie.

leftinalurch

............

UH.

HERE.

I'll call them Jammin' Johnnies

#replies #johnny

johnnymackenzie

WELL THEN. Say goodbye to your poster boy…I hope you like COMMERCIAL FAILURE!!!

leftinalurch

OH MAN NO! I HATE commercial failure!! 8((

Baby come back. I'll name a cookie after you.

#replies #johnny

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johnnymackenzie

-GASP-

You take that back.

nuh-uh. >:T

EAT THEM!!! DUH

Uh, more like Rocky the Fatstar.

#replies #johnny

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