going through my hyperfixation the only way I know

Ayrton: Aww, thanks-

Elio: Doing stuff that will get him punched.

Nigel: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Alain?

Elio: Trying to stop Ayrton from doing stuff that will get him punched.

Nigel: And Nelson?

Elio: Trying to stop Alain from stopping Ayrton from doing stuff that will get him punched.

Nigel: I see. And what are you doing here, Elio?

Elio: It was Ayrton.

Nigel: It was Ayrton.

Nelson: It was Ayrton.

Ayrton:

Alain: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Alain: ...Punch you?

Ayrton: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?

Nelson: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Ayrton?

Alain: Have you ever played a game with Ayrton?

Nelson: No…

Alain: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

Nigel: Totally!

Ayrton: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"

Alain: And what'd you say?

Ayrton: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

Nigel:

Nigel: Don't worry, I'll find him.

Nigel, shouting: Alain sucks!

Nelson, distantly: Alain is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Nelson: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Alain: Do they?

Ron: No.

Alain: Then why did you tell him that?

Ron: Because I can do this.

Ron: Hey Ayrton! Do you love us?