sentence meme based on real conversations i’ve had
“ are you sure you’re not a lesbian? ”
“ but on the bright side, i made out with three people, so, success! ”
“ i’m not even kidding, give me his phone number, i’ll fuck him up. ”
“ you can’t always just beat people up! ”
“ my standards for movies are really low, and i’m a happier person because of it. do you know what i expected from jurassic world? dinosaurs. do you know what i got? dinosaurs. therefore it was a great movie and i’m happier than you. ”
“ oh no. we are not spending any more money so you can see that movie in theatres AGAIN. ”
“ i really wanted to be there when you got drunk for the first time, though. ”
“ who even likes unsweetened iced tea? no one. why do they sell that? ”
“ five dollars i can cartwheel over this picnic table. ”
“ i think i’m the gay best friend in this friend group. when did that happen? also, why? ”
“ the only thing i’ve had today is three cups of coffee and i think i might be dying. ”
“ FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME CARE ABOUT THIS. ”
“ can you go one day without singing? like just one day. ”
“ this is the second time you’ve set the microwave on fire! how do you fuck up that badly twice! twice! ”
“ permission to kick his ass so hard he can taste my foot. ”
“ if you spray aerosol hairspray in here we’re no longer friends. ”
“ i can’t believe she wouldn’t tell me about her secret girlfriend. like, even after i offered to tell her about my secret girlfriend… ”
[text] yo, just landed. you have thirty minutes to hide the party evidence.
[text] the girl across from me is super pretty send help
[text] you are swift as a coursing river. with all the force of a great typhoon. just look cocky and correct people.
[text] Please bring food I haven’t eaten and i got max 3 hours of sleep
[text] EVERYONE IS SO HOT WTF THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL
[text] i feel the accuracy in my bones. my shaky, anxiety filled bones.
[text] i’m emotionally compromised i’m tearing up in a mcds
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